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2005-02-02 |
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. -- Punxutawney Phil has "spoken," and the news isn't good.The world's most famous furry forecaster saw his shadow Wednesday on Gobbler's Knob, suggesting another six weeks of wintry weather. The chubby critter devlivered the prediction after he was pulled from his burrow in an oak stump at 7:31 a.m. by a top-hatted handler, and his prediction was greeted by boos from the thousands in attendance. "He's only the messenger!" one of the members of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club -- the volunteer group in charge of Phil and the town's Groundhog Day festivities -- reminded the crowd braving the frigid weather. more at em link |
Posted by:muck4doo |
#11 Hurray! Oh, sorry. I live in Arizona though. |
Posted by: jackal 2005-02-02 10:33:59 PM |
#10 Shadow-seeking groundhogs -- the answer to global warning. Of course you can't breed them that way -- the Euros won't accept Genetically Modified. |
Posted by: Tom 2005-02-02 8:52:46 PM |
#9 Mmmmmmm, groundhog! |
Posted by: Xbalanke 2005-02-02 5:56:39 PM |
#8 More snow? YEA! Got lots more skiing to do. No more ice storms would be nice, though. |
Posted by: Jules 187 2005-02-02 5:10:15 PM |
#7 "Gobbler's Knob? Sounds like PrOn" Actually...PrOn would be "Knob Gobbler's"! -AR |
Posted by: Analog Roam 2005-02-02 4:32:39 PM |
#6 There is no way this winter is *ever* going to end as long as that groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out of it. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him. |
Posted by: BH 2005-02-02 3:47:16 PM |
#5 Don't drive angry! |
Posted by: mojo 2005-02-02 3:30:08 PM |
#4 With all the floodlights they had out there, he either sees his shadow or he's one blind groundhog. |
Posted by: tu3031 2005-02-02 3:18:18 PM |
#3 As we all know, Jimmy the Groundhog is the real McCoy. No shadow here. |
Posted by: James 2005-02-02 3:15:01 PM |
#2 Gobbler's Knob? Sounds like PrOn |
Posted by: Frank G 2005-02-02 3:13:17 PM |
#1 I don't recall a time that Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow. Oh, well, it is spring somewhere. You have to like a place that celebrates Groundhog's Day. |
Posted by: John Q. Citizen 2005-02-02 3:11:47 PM |