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| Sperm race TV show launched in Germany |
| 2005-01-19 |
| Wait'll Fox hears about this. A new reality TV show has been launched in Germany to find the man with the fastest sperm. The sperm will be attracted to the finishing line by a chemical lure identical to that emitted by the female egg in the womb. Good luck, TGA! We're all rooting for you! The aim is to find Germany's most virile man in a new reality show being dubbed Sperm Race. We can come (sorry) up with better titles then that lame thing. Twelve men, including two celebrities and a 'health freak', will take part in the show set to be aired later this year. The show will follow the contestants as they make donations at a sperm bank. The frozen sperm will then be transported to the studio in Cologne. Borris Brandt, 43, head of production company Endemol in Germany, rejected protests that the show was unethical, saying no human eggs would be fertilised. "The main prize in the competition is a Porsche, not a baby. It's actually a very scientific programme and the topic of fertility is massive in Germany at the moment," he said. ananova Two celebrities? But look! You can win a Porsche! |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #11 I haven't heard of this proposed show. I asked the wife and she hasn't either. Then again Endemol is the same company that came up with "Big Brother" so anything is possible |
| Posted by: 98zulu 2005-01-19 11:55:10 PM |
| #10 No candygram? |
| Posted by: anonymous2u 2005-01-19 7:52:31 PM |
| #9 Birds, that's so many fewer kittens to eat you when they mature. |
| Posted by: Korora 2005-01-19 7:05:26 PM |
| #8 DB - Check out Baker Media - I like the Hilarious... category. I donate some images there, but download tons. Funniest thing, though, is I'd be a better contributor if they'd let me - they reject about 90% of my submitted offerings as being too, uh, "racy", heh. Can you imagine that shit? Lol! |
| Posted by: .com 2005-01-19 5:49:48 PM |
| #7 .com, dammit, where do you come up with these pictures??? Yeah, I know this one's from Something Awful, but the rest of them? |
| Posted by: Desert Blondie 2005-01-19 5:41:36 PM |
| #6 We need another Jesse Owens to step up to the plate...Ummm jar!! |
| Posted by: smn 2005-01-19 3:44:34 PM |
| #5 Bulldog......"sack race".......brilliant. LOL. |
| Posted by: Jarhead 2005-01-19 12:21:11 PM |
| #4 "Jism Joy Jog"? |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2005-01-19 10:48:13 AM |
| #3 |
| Posted by: .com 2005-01-19 10:08:45 AM |
| #2 Smokey and the Bukake Bandit |
| Posted by: Yosemite Sam 2005-01-19 10:05:47 AM |
| #1 You can bet there will be plenty of folks ready to prostate about all this. We can come (sorry) up with better titles then that lame thing. Hmm. Spunkathon. Sack Race. The All New In Vitro Tubes Test. The Ball Cannon Run Hope and Spray... |
| Posted by: Bulldog 2005-01-19 9:19:18 AM |