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Home Front: Tech
Pentagon reveals rejected sex chemical weapons
2005-01-14
THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal. Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.
Someone tell Andy Sullivan! He'll blog about it for months weeks.
Other ideas included chemical weapons that attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions, making them uninhabitable. Another was to develop a chemical that caused "severe and lasting halitosis", making it easy to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians. There was also the idea of making troops' skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight.
Now this is thinking outside the box.
The proposals, from the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, date from 1994. The lab sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals". The plans have been posted online by the Sunshine Project, an organisation that exposes research into chemical and biological weapons.
Shades of Maxwell Smart and the Nude Bomb.
Spokesman Edward Hammond says it was not known if the proposed $7.5 million, six-year research plan was ever pursued.
"Nah, but we sure had fun thinking up this kinda stuff!"
Posted by:Steve White

#12  next thing ya know they'll wanna get married ;-)
Posted by: Frank G   2005-01-14 8:12:46 PM  

#11  dont be so hard(ho ho) on these guys , at least send some butter aswell ... make the camels smile
Posted by: MacNails   2005-01-14 8:08:44 PM  

#10  why homosexual? Wouldn't it create more turmoil, angst, and shame if they made them desire women?
Posted by: 2b   2005-01-14 4:54:11 PM  

#9  Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other.

Kind of like an industrial strength version of Love Potion #9???
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-01-14 3:06:43 PM  

#8  The only thing missing from the sex bomb is that the homosexuals would perform in Sully's favorite bath house. No wonder he is (was) upset.
Posted by: Captain America   2005-01-14 11:16:06 AM  

#7  Robt Crumb, the ultimate twisted genius, lol!
Posted by: .com   2005-01-14 11:01:56 AM  

#6  This (the gay gas) was done in an issue of Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers as told by Fat Freddy's cat. I believe the gas was known as "Tee Hee Hee." The story climaxed with Nixon getting exposed.... if you can visualize that.

"Tee hee, tee hee, tee hee heee heeee!"
Posted by: Secret Master   2005-01-14 11:00:35 AM  

#5  If these chemical weapons are used, do the jihadists boneheads get taller?
Posted by: John Q. Citizen   2005-01-14 10:58:16 AM  

#4  A type of Viagra?
Posted by: SwissTex   2005-01-14 10:00:55 AM  

#3  Hmmmmm... interesting. Especially that first one.
Posted by: Barney Frank   2005-01-14 9:27:01 AM  

#2  sounds like a brain storming idea that came when break was long overdue - and somehow made it's way from the flip sheets into the final summary.
Posted by: 2b   2005-01-14 7:14:44 AM  

#1  The Gnurrs come from the voodvork out!
Posted by: bruce   2005-01-14 6:22:59 AM  

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