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Sheriff's posse nabs kangaroo |
2005-01-09 |
![]() The marsupial's capture followed a three-day chase that began when motorists spotted him taking a detour off a four-lane highway. How he came to be in Wisconsin is a mystery, but he may have escaped from a truck passing through the area. Until the 54kg hopper's owner claims him, Mr Hubing said, he was welcome to stay at the zoo, which is already home to five red kangaroos and three wallabies. |
Posted by:God Save The World |
#10 Mucky had this posted on meatismurder 5 days ago. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2005-01-09 7:21:41 PM |
#9 They're aliens, I tell you. Australia is their penal colony. This one must have fallen out of the mother ship. |
Posted by: Tom 2005-01-09 1:21:29 PM |
#8 Some help on this one. Wasn't someone recently missing a Kangaroo in Florida? |
Posted by: john 2005-01-09 1:17:36 PM |
#7 :) LOL! Ima wonder what m4d thinks of this. |
Posted by: Shipman 2005-01-09 11:25:25 AM |
#6 Life imitates Loony Toons. |
Posted by: PBMcL 2005-01-09 11:17:54 AM |
#5 Hmmmm In 1966, a female kangaroo was captured by Sheriff's deputies and game wardens after rampaging through Floydada, Texas in the middle of the night. The creature was reported to have knocked down a fence, dug up an old lady's garden, and severely injured a kangaroo-illiterate cat that got too close. The owner was never traced (probably for fear of lawsuits) and the animal was eventually donated to a zoo. The cat recovered. |
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-09 10:23:40 AM |
#4 How he came to be in Wisconsin is a mystery Took the bus from Chicago? |
Posted by: Fred 2005-01-09 9:45:05 AM |
#3 Kinda makes you wonder about all the TSA airport crap when even a Kangeroo can get into the country illegally. he didn't have any fingernail clippers |
Posted by: Frank G 2005-01-09 9:34:46 AM |
#2 How he came to be in Wisconsin is a mystery Sounds like a case for Homeland Security. Kinda makes you wonder about all the TSA airport crap when even a Kangeroo can get into the country illegally. |
Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2005-01-09 9:00:28 AM |
#1 Bad boy, bad boy, wa'chu gonna do? Wa'chu gonna do wit de kangaroo? "Tonight on a very special Cops . . . 'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin joins the Madison County Sheriff's Department . . . ." "Crikey! Ain't 'e a beaut? You've got the right to remain silent, mate. . . . " |
Posted by: Mike 2005-01-09 7:56:53 AM |