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Scrappleface: Bin Laden Seeks Geneva Ruling on Beheadings
2005-01-09
Scrappleface Alert!
Al Qaeda chief executive Usama bin Laden today requested a formal ruling from the U.N. Human Rights Commission on how to conduct beheadings of civilian and military prisoners in ways that comply with the Geneva Conventions.

"Al Qaeda seeks the global credibility that comes only from adherence to the Geneva Conventions," Mr. Bin Laden wrote. "Specifically we want to know what kind of cutlery is permissible, guidelines for videotaping the beheading and any advice about dealing with crowds as they burn, hang and mutilate the corpses of the infidels."

Sen. Ted Kennedy, on the day after he sharply questioned Attorney General nominee Alberto Gonzales, welcomed Mr. Bin Laden's gesture and suggested that the Bush administration would "do well to emulate Al Qaeda's respect for international protocols on prisoner treatment."
Posted by:Frank G

#3  Thats easy, Robbery, theft, rape, pedophilia, and murder are the basis for Islam. The prophet Mohomand did all of these things with relish and encouraged others to do them as well.....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2005-01-09 1:51:29 PM  

#2  This one ain't too far from the truth. Dan Darling or Paul Moloney might have more details, but I know that I've read here and other places that both Binny and Zarqawi depend on "holy men" to give them dispensation to commit these atrocities.
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-01-09 1:09:33 PM  

#1  Let's hope Teddy returns the favor by giving UBL swim lessons.
Posted by: Captain America   2005-01-09 12:40:54 PM  

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