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| Moonbat blames tsunami on "Israeli micro-nukes" | |
| 2005-01-05 | |
| Hat tip: Whacking Day and Damian Penny. EFL'd to preserve reader sanity. Did New York Orchestrate The Asian Tsunami? With Afghanistan and Iraq already lost, the Wall Street bankers were all desperately looking for other ways to control our world, when suddenly and very conveniently, the Sumatran Trench exploded. Trick or Treat? by Joe Vialls Despite a natural human tendency to be shocked into silence by the sheer number of dead and injured across Asia on 26 December 2004, and despite also being slightly fearful of losing personal credibility . . . Can't lose what you never had in the first place, but go on. . . . because of the magnitude of the apparent crime, there are many provable irregularities in the official American tsunami story that simply have to be recorded now, or forever be lost in the sands of It is beyond any doubt that a giant tidal wave (tsunami) smashed its way through South and South East Asia, and still had enough legs to continue all the way across the Indian Ocean to Africa, where it killed and injured a few hundred more. So the only question we must ask, is whether this tsunami was a natural or man-made catastrophe? A natural event would be horrifying enough, but if the tsunami was man-made, then we are unquestionably looking at the biggest single war crime in global history. To make any sense at all of the irregularities, we must start at the very beginning, and then follow the course of events as they unfold, . . . Several thousand words later-- . . . I will be circumspect as to exactly how a large American thermonuclear weapon managed to arrive at the bottom of the Sumatran Trench, though all of the seismic evidence and preparedness for the resulting mission indicates strongly that this is the case. After all, we are back to the age-old question of "who benefits?", and in this particular case, "Who is insane enough to kill more than 150,000 civilians just to hang on to power?' Based on their past performance in Iraq and other luckless countries, it would seem that the only realistic candidates are Wolfowitz and company, striving as always to create a "One World Government". Aieeee! The Jooooos did it! . . . For the Zionist Cabal, obtaining a thermonuclear weapon in America is no great trick, especially when we have the precedent of 100 small 'decommissioned' air-to-air atomic warheads being smuggled out the Pentagon's (civilian) back door, to form the core of the Jewish State's current nuclear arsenal. Once a weapon system is out date and out of service, loyal uniformed US military personnel can no longer track it. Those who wish to understand how such a seemingly small weapon could rattle a 20,000 feet-deep oceanic trench, and then force a giant tsunami right across the Indian Ocean, would do well to look at the diagram of the famous 'Dambusters' attacking the German dam below, most of which is self-explanatory. . . . My God! They used a 60-year old Avro Lancaster to drop the bomb into the Sumatra Trench! Is there no end to their depravity? To force subservience on Asia, and ensure the lion's share of incredibly lucrative reconstruction contracts, all that was needed was a very large tsunami targeted on the selected nations, which was easily within the capabilities of a large thermonuke. . . . Elsewhere in the essay, he claims that Australia and the U.S. are landing troops to occupy the now-depopulated Aceh province. If everything had gone to plan, But it did! then Indonesia, Sri Lanka and India would have been in hock to the IMF and World Bank for thirty or more years - time enough to wait for the price of oil to come down again after the lethal fiasco in Iraq. At the same time, if the Indian Government had taken the bait, But they did! the deadly Russian-Chinese-Indian-Brazilian coalition would have been dead in the water. Not a bad day's work for a single thermonuclear weapon discreetly removed from the decommissioning process. There are those who may claim that I have 'left out' the giant ExxonMobil gas fields in Aceh, but that is not the case. Certainly they are very productive sub-surface fields, and will unquestionably produce lots of gas again once the surface equipment has been repaired, but in isolation they are completely incapable of saving the New Zion from collapse. Wall Street needs giant reconstruction contracts, and plenty of them. If I remember correctly, shortly before Christmas I received a large number of emails from various people about some "German Guy", who apparently claimed that Wolfowitz had got hold of a critical weapon and was going to nuke Houston on either the 26 or 27 of December. I never did read the whole email, "It was too crazy, even for me." but it seems very likely that it was initially circulated by "Was it also mere coincidence that the Houston Texans had an away game that weekend? In which they beat the Jacksonville Jaguars by an improbable 21-0 score? Jacksonville's quarterback has a Jewish name: 'Leftwich!' It's a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy! . . ." Look for this theory to be a major topic on DU and Daily Kos, and a front-page article in the Arab News, by Friday. Note to Mr. Viall: ask your doctor if selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors are right for you. SSRIs could change your life.
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| Posted by:Mike |
| #25 hook. line. nope. no sinker quit yet. ima repeeet yet. |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2005-01-05 7:27:00 PM |
| #24 Sorry, borgboy. It's good, but it's not that good. |
| Posted by: The Mossad 2005-01-05 7:06:03 PM |
| #23 Every schoolboy knows that the "ZIONIST DEATH RAY" caused the Tsunami. After all the vaunted legendary TESLA DEATH RAY, from whence it was derived, caused the incredible Tunguska explosion early in the twentieth century... borgboy in the subjunctive |
| Posted by: borgboy 2005-01-05 6:31:11 PM |
| #22 I am confused, why would we waste a nuke when we have the Earthquake Generator? Makes no sense. |
| Posted by: AllahHateMe 2005-01-05 5:02:46 PM |
| #21 I read some one floating this idea a few days ago. I can't go into how pathetic I think these ass hats are. The list of explitives would be so long and I would end up getting banned. |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2005-01-05 4:32:20 PM |
| #20 ima wonder whatn david icke isa haver to say bout this |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2005-01-05 2:46:49 PM |
| #19 thanks!!! ima go spred the word! :) |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2005-01-05 2:16:39 PM |
| #18 Huh, this guy is blaming it on the Jooos, US and Israel. That's nice. I've been telling people it was a French nuclear test.... *g* |
| Posted by: Laurence of the Rats 2005-01-05 1:56:45 PM |
| #17 Rightwing: DU-nik = a denizen of the Democratic Underground, which is often abbreviated "DU." DU is a bulletin board site for Kosophile = a reader of Daily Kos, a site run by |
| Posted by: Mike 2005-01-05 12:44:47 PM |
| #16 DU is the Democratic Underground: a message board for the people who believe that Viles speaks Truth To Power. I go there when I think my blood pressure's a bit too low. Today is good people watching over there...tomorrow is the day that Congress ratifies the election results and they are twisting themselves into pretzels... |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2005-01-05 12:41:54 PM |
| #15 Mike: I agree. Except what's a DU-nik? Depelted Uranium? Better yet a Kosophile? One who has sex with Kosovars? Please pardon my ignorance. Thanks. |
| Posted by: Rightwing 2005-01-05 12:21:20 PM |
| #14 There are limits to freedom of speech and the incitement of violence against the United States and its people is one of those limits. Conspiracy theorists are a major factor in inciting the global jihad and, of course, in motivating the fifth column without whose subversive influence the war would end in a week. Insane devils like Viles are as culpable for Islamofascist violence as Julius Streicher was for the Holocaust and he was culpable enough to end his journalistic career at the end of a rope. The law has not changed, what has changed is that the authorities are intimidated by the institutional media culture, which profits from inflammatory expression, and for this base commercial reason recognizes few if any limits on expression. The MSM is going down, and filth like Viles and the nazi whore Carol Valentine, who incited Tim McVeigh, will pay the full measure for their crimes against reason and humanity. |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-05 12:19:18 PM |
| #13 I think this is why the Gators lost to the University of Miami. |
| Posted by: Dragon Fly 2005-01-05 12:15:10 PM |
| #12 I've heard some stupid things in my time, but this makes the top 25! |
| Posted by: Korora 2005-01-05 12:11:31 PM |
| #11 Rightwing: Freedom of the press also means freedom to mock, ridicule, belittle, and otherwise eviscerate (metaphorically, that is) the Michael Moores, Ted Ralls, and Joe Vialls of the world. The intellectual distance between this nutter and your average DU-nik or Kosophile is a lot less than the MSM will ever admit. Besides, mocking moonbats is fun! |
| Posted by: Mike 2005-01-05 11:54:30 AM |
| #10 What Viles and his credulous slave-followers do not know, or will not acknowledge, is that a 9+ earthquake is millions of times more energetic than a megaton class nuclear explosion. The mass to be shifted, a sizable section of the Earth's crust, will weigh not millions or billions of tons, but quadrillions of tons. How far would a ton of TNT move a billion tons of rock? That is about the scale we are talking about here. If there is seismic evidence for a nuclear explosion, why doesn't Viles produce it for all to see? More importantly, how does Viles account for the failure of seismologists to point this out themselves? Even if we postulate that all American scientists are under the control of the government, a transparently insane suggestion in and of itself, he would still have to account for seismologists in other countries, including hostile nations like Iran. The preferential idiots, the evil scum, who read this stuff are usually unaware of even the most basic facts about how the world operates. Some, for example, may not know that each country has its own indepedent government. To them the gummint is a single worldwide monolith. Think I'm kidding? A couple of years ago I went on TV to debunk the Loathesome Fox Moon Hoax Show*. I ran into a college student the next day who still believed the show's contention that the landings were faked. During the subsequent conversation, it emerged that she did not know that there is more than one national military force in the world or that scientists did not all work for the US government. When you run across one of these sub-human conspira-liars (both perps and dupes are equally guilty), make an effort to find out not what it knows, but what it doesn't know. Ask how the gummint works, for example. How many countries are there in the world? How far away is Indonesia? How many oil companies are there? How many professional seismologists? *Known to its criminally insane con-artist and alcoholic promoters as "Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon." |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2005-01-05 11:52:51 AM |
| #9 ohhhhh! those diabolical joooooooooos! now that he lays out the plan, it all makes exquisitely perfect sense. I'll explain: you see, the joooooos, with this technology in hand, knew they could create a devastating tsunami that would roil the third world. So by creating this horror, they so obviously benefit by, um, er, well, uh (I haven't got that part completely figured out yet, but trust me, it was CLEARLY a wolfowitz/mossad/one world/trilateral commission/campfire girls conspiracy) |
| Posted by: PlanetDan 2005-01-05 11:45:14 AM |
| #8 Freedom of the press also means freedom for moonbats. People died for this man's right to publish this crap? |
| Posted by: Rightwing 2005-01-05 11:24:48 AM |
| #7 Why give free exposure to this traitor? |
| Posted by: Glereper Craviter7929 2005-01-05 11:22:15 AM |
| #6 Simi Valley _oris? |
| Posted by: Glavimp Cloter2767 2005-01-05 11:11:30 AM |
| #5 If I even see a link to Viles, I need to take a shower. I try to read some of what "the other side" is saying, but Viles is so unbelievably awful and ugly I just can't. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2005-01-05 11:06:15 AM |
| #4 What's in your Vials, Joe? |
| Posted by: lex 2005-01-05 11:04:23 AM |
| #3 we all knew this was coming. It's just suprising it took so long. |
| Posted by: 2b 2005-01-05 11:03:34 AM |
| #2 Dear God... These people are PROFOUNDLY disturbed. |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2005-01-05 11:02:47 AM |
| #1 Nah, everybody knows it was the Halliburton Earthquake/Tsunami Machine. Now with Volcano Action! |
| Posted by: tu3031 2005-01-05 10:58:05 AM |