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Dog Breaks Up Fight Between Drunken Siblings
2004-12-30
Now where is that camera crew from "COPS" when we need them.
ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. -- A Tennessee police officer said when a brother and sister visiting from Indianapolis got into an alcohol-fueled family fight Christmas night, the family dog ended it. Hawkins County Sheriff's Cpl. Chad Gillenwater said when he first met 22-year-old Yvonne Lyman, she was drunk, bleeding from a hand wound and shouting profanities at him in the front yard of the doublewide. Inside, he found her sister Christina Lyman, who the report said was also drunk.
See what I mean about "COPS"?
She said she had been trying to break up a fight between Yvonne and their 19-year-old brother Nicholas, who also had been drinking, when the pit bull dog weighed in.
Had enough, did he?
The dog nailed Yvonne and Nicholas' hands and Christina's chin. Yvonne and Nicholas -- both of Indianapolis -- face domestic assault charges. All the siblings were treated for dog bites at a local hospital.
"Bad dogs, bad dogs, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you?"
Posted by:Steve

#10  Thought this was going to be a drunk bites dog story.
Posted by: John Q. Citizen   2004-12-30 10:55:25 PM  

#9  Hey, .com. I've got some pictures of a missle test gone very wrong I'd like to send you.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2004-12-30 6:27:04 PM  

#8  Good lord, .com! Where do you get these pictures? :-p

I'm betting they'll come back to bite her in the ass about 20 years from now.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-12-30 6:01:59 PM  

#7  LOL .com!

Your Dad may have been Convair but 'yer mamma was Allen Funt.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-30 4:38:09 PM  

#6  Mountain Man don't have the club to tell her no. :)
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-30 4:35:32 PM  

#5  Drunk people are funny. It's the 40 point drop in IQ that does it, I think, Especially when staring with about that much to begin with.

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Posted by: .com   2004-12-30 3:58:03 PM  

#4  A dog that big sits in any lap it damn well wants to!
Posted by: Dar   2004-12-30 3:47:49 PM  

#3  She thinks she's a lap dog
And you don't heve the heart to tell her no.
Posted by: Steve   2004-12-30 3:20:04 PM  

#2  That's only about 15 miles from the Deacon Blues Pork Palace and Potables Parlour. I have a dog that is a cross between a Pit Bull and an English Mastiff. She thinks she's a lap dog. She's really affectionate.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2004-12-30 3:13:19 PM  

#1  No shit? They got a pitbull???
I wonder which one of the 15 broken refrigerators in the front yard he lived in?
Posted by: tu3031   2004-12-30 2:56:12 PM  

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