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Wonderbras recalled
2004-12-14
Unedited report from The Sun
A SAUCY new bra has been taken off the shelves because it keeps EXPLODING. The Wonderbra Clearly Daring range is designed to boost cleavage for women wearing plunging gowns — without any revealing straps.
Get's my vote for product of the year.
But the clear tie that holds the cups together keeps SNAPPING, leaving the wearer displaying more than they intended.
Like I said, Product Of The Year!!
Complaints have forced manufacturer Playtex to recall the £20 bras after just one month. The firm warned wearers: "The centre area can break, causing the bra to split open. This can occur on first use but may fail after a number of uses."
Do they need any inspectors?
Playtex are strengthening the strap and expect the range to be back in stores next month.
"We can rebuild them! Better, stronger, firmer...."
One stockist said two customers had returned bras. He said: "They could be embarrassing."
"Careful! You could put an eye out!"
Posted by:Steve

#22  And it's a weird site, too check it out for more laughs. heh.
Posted by: .com   2004-12-14 9:52:42 PM  

#21  PD - that's a classic - my sons're ROFL - I taught them my ninja bottlecap (behind the back , undrhand, etc.) shots this summer. Wisdom I learned in my fraternity days....
Posted by: Frank G   2004-12-14 9:50:35 PM  

#20  Here's one I'll bet not many have seen. Nice PC touchy-feely theme... heh.
Posted by: .com   2004-12-14 9:42:23 PM  

#19  LOL - Stop PD! - My sides hurt!
Posted by: Frank G   2004-12-14 9:34:08 PM  

#18  Sorry so slow - I did some more uploading...

Hit the links when you get home, bro - I'll leave the files up for at least a week.

Here are a few more, just for fun:
What men are really thinking
Aussie "Bugga"
Classic Mgmt-type "stolen" idea

I hope you find one you haven't seen, already, heh.
Posted by: .com   2004-12-14 9:24:03 PM  

#17  thatn my new years resolushun for first month of 2005. :)
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-12-14 9:20:19 PM  

#16  Or 'she', in which case she eats a low-fat yoghurt, exercises daily and is a size 4. I hate her already!
Posted by: rkb   2004-12-14 9:19:46 PM  

#15  Get a nicer job Mucky :-) F*** the admin nazi of your company! He probably eats steaks for breakfast!
Posted by: True German Ally   2004-12-14 9:15:08 PM  

#14  im cant see yer links from here. itn say sumthin to the effect of:

fuck you! you are cant watcher thisn you lowly peon. getter back to work!
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-12-14 9:12:18 PM  

#13  I don't get it mucky - what are you complaining about, exactly?
Posted by: .com   2004-12-14 9:10:01 PM  

#12  goddamer work settings! >:(
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-12-14 9:08:04 PM  

#11  Frank, if you're still around, I found it...

And I have about 500 others.
This is my personal favorite.
Posted by: .com   2004-12-14 9:04:54 PM  

#10  Darth Vader: "...You don't know the POWER of the Bra POP...!"
Posted by: smn   2004-12-14 8:20:26 PM  

#9  I don't believe this. I need a demo before I will. This IS the Sun after all.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2004-12-14 7:58:11 PM  

#8  ...until it doesn't, heh... then it all just sorta hangs out. I have a video (honest!) that I'd like to post a link to, but I've just changed machines and it would take an hour to find the thing. *tease*
Posted by: .com   2004-12-14 7:28:53 PM  

#7  hey! truth in advertising: It really does "lift and separate"
Posted by: Frank G   2004-12-14 7:12:16 PM  

#6  Quagmire! Uh, can I help?
Posted by: .com   2004-12-14 7:10:36 PM  

#5  So, basicly, they need to be up-armored? How can we send our women into battle like this?
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2004-12-14 7:09:10 PM  

#4  Hey! A great product! Can we get any of the Older NON-REINFORCED model for our Lady friends!

Well, it was a thought anyway! Ha!
Posted by: leaddog2   2004-12-14 6:13:05 PM  

#3  ROFLMAO!!! Hear, hear! Steve, right? Best in-line commentary of the day - prolly the week - maybe the month - possibly Evar! Lol! Perfect all the way through!
Posted by: .com   2004-12-14 6:11:22 PM  

#2  â€œThey could be embarrassing.”

It all depends on how you work it, sister! ;)
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2004-12-14 5:12:53 PM  

#1  misrepresentatashun of products
Posted by: half   2004-12-14 4:50:18 PM  

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