You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
Africa: Subsaharan
King-sized row over royal car in starving country
2004-12-14
Showing my ignorance, hope I got this in the correct part:

Posting because of the new players on the scene:

HE IS Africa's last absolute monarch - a man whose pursuit of lavish tastes as his people face food shortages and AIDS has made him no stranger to controversy. Now Swaziland's King Mswati III is at the centre of a new row after spending more than £250,000 on a luxury car.
I've got a soft spot for King Mswati III, because he forbade the ladies of Swaziland to wear pants. But that's just my personal perversion preference...
King Mswati - one of some 300 children of the late King Sobhuza, who had 125 wives - paid more than 150 million emalangeni (£260,000) last week for the DaimlerChrysler Maybach 62, one of only four such vehicles sold in southern Africa. Its extras include a television, DVD player, 21-speaker surround sound system, refrigerator, cordless telephone, heated steering wheel, interior pollen and dust filter, golf club set and sterling silver champagne flutes. The other three vehicles were sold to three of South Africa's new breed of black business oligarchs, Cyril Ramaphosa, Tokyo Sexwale and Patrice Mosepe.
--SNIP--
Tokyo Sexwale? Somebody named his child TOKYO SEXWALE? Good Gawd! Is there no limit to the cruelty of some people? People should be required to have a license to have children, and one of the requirements should be an agreement not to name their children "Tokyo Sexwale" or any variant thereof.
Posted by:anonymous2U

#10  LOL Frank! Missed that the first 3 times thru...
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-14 4:53:48 PM  

#9  Yes, I'm thinking "Bangkok Sexwale" has a much nicer ring to it.
Posted by: Dar   2004-12-14 3:27:48 PM  

#8  Dudes got to have a sweet ride if he's gonna be a player.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Posted by: Raj   2004-12-14 1:11:27 PM  

#7  And a couple of days ago, we posted here the railings of a wanker who complained about how all the starving people were the West's fault.
Posted by: Ptah   2004-12-14 9:07:29 AM  

#6  Tokyo Sexwale? Sounds like he'd know a bit about pimped out rides.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-12-14 9:06:03 AM  

#5  I thik the grating thing is the UNICEF "feed the children" bumper sticker, at least for me...
Posted by: Frank G   2004-12-14 8:45:57 AM  

#4  Homes, howse ya gonna get titty if ya can't out ditty the P. Ditty.
Posted by: ed   2004-12-14 8:37:08 AM  

#3  Dudes got to have a sweet ride if he's gonna be a player.
Posted by: Steve   2004-12-14 8:19:24 AM  

#2  How long before King Mswati starts sending spam to help cover the cost of his new ride? "My friend I reach out to you in strictest confidence...."
Posted by: IG-88   2004-12-14 8:18:57 AM  

#1  King Mswati Bling-Bling III
Posted by: MacNails   2004-12-14 6:33:21 AM  

00:00