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| We want some friggin' pudding! |
| 2004-12-12 |
| Bad Christmas lyrics at Snopes (via xrlq) My favorite:
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| Posted by:mojo |
| #7 Or the SNL Classic of Paul Simon & Steve Martin. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-12-12 6:56:42 PM |
| #6 No catalog of perverted Christmas carols would be complete without Bob Rivers': Walking Around in Women's Underwear SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "WINTER WONDERLAND" Lacy things the wife is missin' Didn't ask for her permission I'm wearing her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walking 'round in women's underwear. In the store, there's a teddy With little straps like spaghetti. It holds me so tight Like handcuffs at night. Walking 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin He pretends that I am Murphy Brown He'll say, "Are you ready?" We'll say, "Whoa man!" Let's wait until the wife is out of town." Later on, if you wanna We can dress like Madonna Put on some eye shade And join the parade Walking 'round in women's underwear. Lacy things, missin' Didn't ask, permission I'm wearing her clothes Her silk pantyhose Walking 'round in women's underwear. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2004-12-12 6:30:24 PM |
| #5 Of course, Walt had variations on his variations. "Tickle, Salty, Boss Anchovy, Walla walla wash and a Kangaroo..." |
| Posted by: Phil Fraering 2004-12-12 12:21:59 PM |
| #4 From a '70s MAD O little town of Washington, We hear no Agnew speech; The Senate's bare; No one is there; And Nixons in Palm Beach! Though Congressmen forsake thee, We known why they're not here; the filth and grime And slums and crime Might mar their Christmas cheer! |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-12-12 11:52:29 AM |
| #3 GK- You have no idea what a smile that brought to my face this morning - singing 'Boston Charlie' is a very fondly remembered part of my childhood. Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2004-12-12 11:01:33 AM |
| #2 My favorite version of "Deck the Halls" comes from none other than Walt Kelly's Pogo 'Possum: Deck us all with Boston Charlie, Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo! Nora's freezin' on the trolley, Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo! Don't we know archaic barrel Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou? Trolley Molly don't love Harold, Boola boola Pensacola hullabaloo! More at link. |
| Posted by: GK 2004-12-12 3:43:22 AM |
| #1 "mondegreens", heh, Christmas song lyric malapropisms... Mrs Malaprop has an acknowledged sister named Mrs Mondegreen, lol! Melike. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-12-12 1:57:52 AM |