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Afghanistan/South Asia
8 'bogus' passengers sent off plane
2004-12-11
Immigration staff at Islamabad on Friday offloaded eight passengers from three flights as they had bogus documents. Immigration staff intercepted four passengers, Tariq Mahmood, Muhammad Afzal, Muhammad Hanif and Farooq Ahmed, as they were boarding the London-bound flight PK-835. Immigration staff checked the travelling documents thoroughly and found them to be fake.
"Whaddya mean, 'fake'? My Grandaddy gimme that passport!"
During the preliminary investigation, the accused told the immigration staff that they had paid Rs 500,000 each to a travel agent, Kashif Mahmood, for arranging visas and other travelling documents.
"And you didn't find it unusual that the visa stamp was drawn with crayon?"
"Hey, what do I know about how they do things in England? I'm from Peshawar!"
"We can tell that from the cut of your turban."
Three people were offloaded from a Johannesburg-bound flight. The accused, Muhammad Sajjad, Qamer Abbas and Sohail Ahmed, were found guilty of carrying bogus travel documents. Muhammad Mujtaba was prevented from boarding a Jeddah-bound flight SE 725 on the charges that he was carrying someone else's papers. The accused confessed that he had purchased the passport from Gul Khan for Rs 40,000.
"But Gul Khan's a friend of my cousin Mahmoud, so it's okay, right?"
The accused were shifted to FIA Passport Cell, Rawalpindi for further legal proceedings.
Posted by:Fred

#3  It's interesting that many young woman in South
Africa who apply to the Deptartment of home Affairs for documents find that they have been mysteriously classified as 'married'. The name 'Muhammed' sometimes appears on the fake marriage certificate. The corrupt Department has been raking in bribes to wangle citizenship for these Muhammeds and others, many apparently from Asia. The will to tackle the corruption is noticeably absent and the Department cheerfully continues to rake in the cash and to deny the young victims their identities as genuine South Africans. Their lives have to put on hold because when they try to get identity documents they are told that nothing can be done about it until they are 'divorced'.

I'm convinced that the first destination of Muhammed and friends on arrival at Johannesburg International Airport would have been the Department of Home Affairs.

Welcome to the 'New South Africa'.

Posted by: Bryan   2004-12-11 7:02:53 PM  

#2  Still funniest Fred line.....

Loose the cheap watch Mahmoud!
But my Imman give it to me!
Posted by: Shipman   2004-12-11 11:18:21 AM  

#1  Aye, they be raisin' the bar on passport quality, me Pakistani chums. Better luck next time.

Great comments, Fred, got quite a chuckle! Visa stamp drawn with crayon, indeed! LOL!
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-12-11 2:25:20 AM  

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