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Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Three Wives Attempt Suicide After Argument
2004-11-22
All three wives of a 67-year-old Iranian man took overdoses in an unsuccessful triple suicide attempt after the youngest wife bought an expensive pair of boots, a news agency reported on Sunday.
Women and their shoe fetish, one of the great mysteries of the universe.
"My two other wives were very jealous after my 27-year-old wife bought a pair of boots for $450," the husband was quoted as saying by the ISNA student news agency.
"Aren't these just to die for?"
"After they had an argument about the price, they all attempted suicide together," he added. All three women, now in stable condition in the hospital, have separate apartments and cars.
All they need is a life
Men in Iran, where Islamic law has been in force since 1979, can marry up to four wives, although polygamy is fairly rare.
One wife at a time is expensive enough, thank you.
Posted by:Steve

#5  Always remember the Chinese ideogram meaning "Trouble"...
Posted by: mojo   2004-11-22 11:42:13 PM  

#4  Jeez, national day of mourning for divorce lawyers....

Oh! they lived?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-11-22 7:24:28 PM  

#3  Note the price of the boots. Iran is a thoroughly corrupt and very wealthy country, and anyone close to the mullahs is swimming in money. Especially the mullahs.
Posted by: lex   2004-11-22 5:10:28 PM  

#2  Seperate apartments and cars. That is to keep them from ganging up on the old fart.

More clorine and faster please.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2004-11-22 4:59:49 PM  

#1  No matter what the event, the girls have to have all share in the experience don't they. ;0
Posted by: Doc8404   2004-11-22 4:52:18 PM  

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