PA officials were of the idea that president Yasser Arafat, who passed away this morning in a Paris hospital, was the victim of a radioactive poisoning sneaked into his body through an "Israeli" high-tech device, a source close to Arafat disclosed.
That'd be the Mark IX Zionist Death Ray™, I believe... | The source said that Arafat was radioactively poisoned on the part of either a western journalist or a Palestinian agent visiting him at his Ramallah headquarters, and noted that the poison penetrated his body at two or three-meter-distance.
That's the way you can tell it was a Mark IX or better. Up until the Mark VIII you had to get closer than that. Except for the Mark IV, of course, but that one was so unreliable you never knew where it was going to hit. Plus, it left those distinctive craters. | He affirmed that French officials told their PA counterparts that several Arab figures had come under incidents similar to that of the Palestinian leader.
Yeah. They took out the elder Assad with a Mark V. I remember that well. And there are rumors they got Nasser with the old Mark I, but I don't think it was in production yet. I believe the Mossad actually beat his head in with a claw hammer and then left it in his hand, making it look like a suicide. It was all hushed up, of course. |
No fair asking why the evil Zionists just didn't put a tank shell into Yasser's office in Ramallah. |
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