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Israel-Palestine
Arafat may be moved to Cairo hospital
2004-11-08
Jerusalem, Nov. 7 (PTI): Palestinian officials are considering transferring the body of their ailing leader Yasser Arafat, to a hospital in Cairo from a French military hospital where he is no longer welcome being treated for an undiagnosed problem. Aides to the Palestinan Chairman said his condition was "so bad" that he might be moved to Egypt because of their superior medical care from where he could be flown home quickly when in case he died. "One option being considered is moving him to Cairo," a Palestinian official in the West Bank who did not want to be named because he was afraid of being taken out by the hit squad the PA has sent to finish Arafish off was quoted as saying by Israeli daily 'Haaretz'.
Translation: Chirac got his photo-op and Suha's check bounced.
Former security chief Mohammad Dahlan, who was scheduled to return to Ramallah from Paris today to take over update senior officials in the PA on Arafat's health, has delayed his return to later next week.
Al Haig, call your office.
Early today, Dahlan refused to divulge details on the veteran's veteran? of what? Life? health to the media but insisted that his brain wasn't dead and that doctors have never been able to discover any brain activity in the Chariman he was not connected to life support machines, the Radio said.
Yasser being dead and all, he was only running up the 'lectricity bill.
Posted by:Mrs. Davis

#9  I hope the plane has a good refridgeration unit, otherwise it is going to *stink* in that plane by the time it lands. What *am* I saying, it'll stink whether the fish is alive or dead.
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2004-11-08 1:58:27 PM  

#8  "I am sorree, mein f...I mean, Mrs. Arafat. I haff set zee device to maximum, but all zat comes out is zees pictures of goats..."
Posted by: mojo   2004-11-08 12:13:46 PM  

#7  YES! YES! JIHAD UNSPUN SAYS THEY HAVE A VULCAN MIND MELD MACHINE THERE!!!
DOCTOR, HAVE YOU TRIED THOSE DEFIBRILLATOR PADDLES ON HIS HEAD! IF YOU WANT TO BE PAID, I NEED THOSE NUMBERS! WAKE UP, YOU BASTARD!!!
Posted by: Suha Arafat   2004-11-08 10:29:55 AM  

#6  Arafat_wa has been fucking brain dead for at least 50 years.
Posted by: John Q. Citizen   2004-11-08 8:01:45 AM  

#5  This lingering is destroying the integrity of thousands of dead pools.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-11-08 7:59:02 AM  

#4  URGENT CALL !!!
Will the 72 VIRGINS(TM)report immediately
at the gates of Hell.

Suha need not report.
Posted by: Elder of Zion   2004-11-08 7:53:45 AM  

#3  Finally, he's going home
Posted by: Anonymous6236   2004-11-08 5:27:28 AM  

#2  AraRat's 67 year old brother is already in a Cairo hospital. They can make room for 'The Yasser' under his bed.

This is a line for the books Mrs. D. "Yasser being dead and all, he was only running up the 'lectricity bill." Thumbs Up LOL
Posted by: Mark Espinola   2004-11-08 4:21:06 AM  

#1  In my imaginary happyplace, I see Israeli fighters doing barrel rolls around the plane that is carting this scum's body back to whatever sh*thole country wants it.

Irony died for me the day this POS received the Nobel Peace Prize. How do you like hell Arafat?

Posted by: Doc8404   2004-11-08 12:29:16 AM  

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