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Arafat in stable condition: French health officials | |||||
2004-11-08 | |||||
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Arafat is still receiving treatment in an intensive care unit at the hospital in Clamart outside Paris and "his condition is stable", according to the chief surgeon of the military health department, Christain Estripeau.
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Posted by:Steve |
#17 Oh, that joke, they tried to kill us thing.... LOL of course. To make offical tho a certain peculiar form of celebration to The Day of the Fish will be needed. Mullet? Every body have kosher fish sticks? |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-11-08 6:37:59 PM |
#16 Wait a second.... I haven't heard it? Is it some weird Jewish joke? Like turn on the left light Momma he want's a blue suit? |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-11-08 6:35:24 PM |
#15 When everyone finally agrees he's history, the Jews won't be the only ones celebrating. Maybe it'll be the first World Holiday. |
Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2004-11-08 5:04:25 PM |
#14 Im surprised more people arent picking up on it this last week. Googling suggests only some more obscure blogs have headlined things like "jewish holiday on the way?" are we all too nervous these days? |
Posted by: Liberalhawk 2004-11-08 4:59:14 PM |
#13 Oh, that joke. Yeah, heard it. |
Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2004-11-08 4:57:07 PM |
#12 Arafat, in a mood of anxiety about the future, goes to a fortune teller. What day will I die, he asks? Consulting her crystal ball, the fortune teller concentrates intensely, then whispers - you shall die on a Jewish holiday. Which one?, asks the chairman. Sukkos? Rosh HaShanah? It doesnt matter, says the fortune teller. ANY day that you die will be a Jewish Holiday. |
Posted by: Liberalhawk 2004-11-08 4:55:09 PM |
#11 Which joke? |
Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2004-11-08 4:51:48 PM |
#10 is there anyone here who HASNT heard the joke? |
Posted by: Liberalhawk 2004-11-08 4:42:39 PM |
#9 Stable = Flatline. |
Posted by: Mrs. Davis 2004-11-08 4:41:47 PM |
#8 What's "stable" mean? He hasn't started to decompose yet? |
Posted by: tu3031 2004-11-08 4:41:15 PM |
#7 L Hawk, Thought you might be channeling Dennis Miller... |
Posted by: Capsu78 2004-11-08 4:39:23 PM |
#6 BTW, for those who are confused, the story of Rachel and David is an extended riff on the old joke about Arafat going to a fortune teller, a joke that seems about to reach its long awaited fulfillment. |
Posted by: Liberalhawk 2004-11-08 4:31:37 PM |
#5 "Rachel, didnt I tell you NOT to set up the candles and wine yet?" "David, I HAVE to do the rituals on the day that Arafat actually dies, since THAT is the day of the holiday. If I wait, and hes alreay dead, then Im saying brochas (blessings) in vain, and thats an aveira (violation). " "Look Rachel, if you say the brochas over wine and challah, and you then drink and eat, its not a vain brocha, so its ok. The only problem is saying shehechayanu, the prayer for reaching a happy occasion. And as Im sure you well know, you are supposed to say Shehechayanu when putting on a new garment ...." "Lets see, Nordstroms, Macys, or Nieman Marcus?" |
Posted by: Liberalhawk 2004-11-08 4:29:07 PM |
#4 Stable condition? Hell, I've got left over BBQ chicken "in stable condition" in the frig from last Saturday. |
Posted by: Mark Z. 2004-11-08 4:10:36 PM |
#3 "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange eons even death may die." __H.P. Lovecraft citing Abdul Alhazred's translation of the Necronomicon |
Posted by: borgboy 2004-11-08 3:53:29 PM |
#2 Cue up Weekend at Bernie's...we will fool the infidel's yet... |
Posted by: Ahmed Q 2004-11-08 3:49:15 PM |
#1 "Any change?" "Only in temperature..." |
Posted by: mojo 2004-11-08 3:09:08 PM |