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Israel-Palestine
Report: Arafat Dead, Palestinians Deny It
2004-11-04
"Show 'em you ain't dead, Yasser! Blink yer eyes!"
Israeli TV on Thursday cited sources as saying Yasser Arafat has died, but the Palestinian prime minister denied the report. Israeli TV's Channel Two cited Israeli security officials as saying they had been told by a reliable French source that Arafat had died. However, Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia said there has been no change in Arafat's condition.
Once you're dead, what's to change?
Palestinian officials said Arafat was in a coma in the intensive care unit of a French military hospital.
Uhuh. Brain dead, on a ventilator... No change in condition until they unplug the vent...
"Excellent work, Marvin."
"Thank you, Mr. Secretary. It was a pleasure."
Posted by:Fred

#26  Oooh What a feeling

oh we'll be dancing on the ceiling!

Hooray!

Only one problem: he's carking it before the fence is finished!

build that fence quick!
Posted by: Anon1   2004-11-04 11:27:53 PM  

#25  French malpractice... I know an ambulance chaser vice president non-elect looking for work...
Posted by: True German Ally   2004-11-04 6:20:09 PM  

#24  Croaking in a French military hospital, huh? What a perfect place for the ultimate surrender...
Posted by: gb506   2004-11-04 6:13:37 PM  

#23  pocketa pocketa pocketa pocketa
Hand me the rock nuss I need to operate!

pocketa pocketa pocketa pocketa
The little rock! This is a brain!

pocketa
ooopppps
Posted by: Dr Walter M   2004-11-04 6:09:13 PM  

#22  Shoulda died after prolonged agony like Heydrich...
Posted by: borgboy   2004-11-04 5:16:08 PM  

#21  Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
Y'know the boys in the newsroom,
Got a running bet.
Get the widow on the set,
We need dirty laundry.
-- Don Henley
Posted by: mojo   2004-11-04 5:12:42 PM  

#20  Foz News just reported Paleostinian leadership council asked France not to report his death till they have worked out who's in charge. This could take awhile. Fox sez they're calling every 30 minutes to check on him.
"Is he dead yet?"
"Is he dead yet?"
"Is he dead yet?"
Posted by: Steve   2004-11-04 4:41:44 PM  

#19  could i keep my image up better by talking about all the MUSLIMS whose deaths Arafat caused?
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-04 4:10:52 PM  

#18  a bit of one, ship, a bit of one.

I did manage to get in a Jeb Bush joke, though, if anyone was paying attention.
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-04 4:08:45 PM  

#17  I am curious to watch the outpouring of sympathy from various intellectuals and heads of government across the West.

My bet: Sweden and Spain will be first in line.
Posted by: Kalle (kafir forever)   2004-11-04 3:28:53 PM  

#16  Whoa! LH is not properly mounful. :) I sense a grudge.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-11-04 3:20:06 PM  

#15  oh, did you think i was joking about the temperature?
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-04 3:07:30 PM  

#14  RC, that is a very sneaky and devious idea. I love it!
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2004-11-04 2:55:59 PM  

#13  Mrs. Davis, you sure know how to slip in the knife.
Posted by: Mike   2004-11-04 2:41:36 PM  

#12  "rachel, keep the challah warm, put the wine away, dont light candles yet"
"you mean its not a holiday today,David, like you told me?"
"not today dear, but maybe tomorrow"
"good, that gives me time to get a new dress"
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-04 2:35:18 PM  

#11  Maybe he is only MOSTLY dead.
Posted by: SteveS   2004-11-04 2:31:22 PM  

#10  Better thing it's not August.
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-11-04 1:49:52 PM  

#9  LH - that's cold.... :-)
Posted by: Frank G   2004-11-04 1:37:46 PM  

#8  They'll not look for French malpractice . . . They'll go back to an older tradition; that Muhammad was poisoned by a Jewish slave. Arafat's hagiographers will claim the same sort of thing for him, and blame--guess who?
Posted by: James   2004-11-04 1:26:14 PM  

#7  luxembourg PM now says it was a misunderstanding. Arafat is definitely intubated and in coma. Imminent brain death not clear.

Good thing hes not in Florida, eh?
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-04 12:54:52 PM  

#6  Robert, that is an absolutely devious idea, exactly the sort of bloodthirsty ruthlessness you can't help but admire. I hope someone from the CIA or Mossad reads this thread.
Posted by: Mike   2004-11-04 12:49:24 PM  

#5  Could it have been French medical malpractice? If the belief that it was ever got traction on the "Arab street," life could get interesting for Chirac.

What do you mean "if"? Remember, "The Improbable Fraud" was a best-seller in France. Why shouldn't some enterprising author here in the US come up with a book explaining how -- and why -- the French kidnapped Yasser under cover of his "needing medical attention", then poisoned his IV so he would die. Their goal was to sow chaos in the PA to distract the Arab world from France's campaign to secure oil fields in the Sudan and Ivory Coast.


(Complicated enough? Moon-batty enough?)
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-11-04 12:37:14 PM  

#4  1. Gentlemen: I am pleased to report that the first field test of the patented Zionist Death Ray (Mk. 1A3E8bis) has been a complete success.

2. Could it have been French medical malpractice? If the belief that it was ever got traction on the "Arab street," life could get interesting for Chirac.
Posted by: Mike   2004-11-04 12:23:02 PM  

#3  Upon being told Arafat had died Mr. Bush said "God bless his soul". This was a Bushism.

What he meant to say was: "May God have mercy on his soul".
Posted by: Mark Z.   2004-11-04 12:22:48 PM  

#2  latest ive seen - French hosp spokesman says hes alive. PM of Luxembourg (how the hell would HE know) says hes dead. Abbas flying to Paris, presumably to get confirmation as successor. Possibly someone is trying to delay reported date of Arafat being finally out of it (to death or final coma) in order to make the case that he actually designated a successor. This should be interesting.
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-11-04 12:19:29 PM  

#1  In other words, no change.

Will the succession be "peaceful" or "contested"?
Posted by: Brutus   2004-11-04 12:18:08 PM  

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