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Italian Army Bans Females for Being 'Too Fat.'
2004-11-02
A YOUNG woman volunteer has reportedly been banned from the Italian army for being too fat. The 1.65m tall 21-year-old, identified only by her first name, Francesca, weighs in at 78.5 kilos. She was considered unsuitable for the army as that was "incompatible with the parametres of physical aptitude of military service".
"She's a spicey young-a meat-boll!"
Francesca told an administrative tribunal in the central coastal city of Ancona that she had passed her first army medical, but then put on weight during her first 10 months of training due to the stodgy food served. But her argument did not hold weight with the court, which said that she had failed to lose her surplus kilos during a convalescence period given her by the military to go on a diet. Her lawyer said she was not going to take the matter lightly and would appeal.
The results of the appeal could weigh heavily on the Italian army...
He said that for Francesca, who hails from Catania in Sicily, "the army was her choice of lifestyle and a work opportunity. I don’t think that all the military you come across in Italy have perfect figures." The woman joined the Ascoli Piceno regiment near Anconi in 2001.
Posted by:Mark Espinola

#9  {brushwithgreatness}Yeah, well I can trump alla you polka fans. I used to work with Jolly Joe Timmer, Pennsylvania's Polka King!{/brushwithgreatness}

Why do I feel the sudden urge to do The Chicken Dance? Da da da da da da dum, da da da da da da dum, da da da da da da dum, dum dum dum dum.
Posted by: Parabellum   2004-11-02 5:27:12 PM  

#8  My late father-in-law was a Reading PA area judge, and according to him a good knowledge of Polka was mandatory for an aspiring pol.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-11-02 1:22:07 PM  

#7  Don't forget "Larry Walk's Happy Polka Hour" every Sunday on WNIO, and the annual "Penn-Ohio Polka Festival" at the Idora Park ballroom.

There's a radio station in Akron that still has a weekly "Polka Explosion!" show.

Heaven help us!
Posted by: Mike   2004-11-02 12:42:39 PM  

#6  Mike - that's the "Too Fat Polka" by Frank Yankovic. In Cleveland during the 60's there was a TV show on Sunday afternoons called "Polka Varieties" with Paul Wilcox as host and Yankovic was featured (live) many times.

I am so ashamed I remember this stuff. . . .
Posted by: Doc8404   2004-11-02 10:26:01 AM  

#5  Reminds me of a song I heard the polka band play at an Italian-Slovak wedding reception long ago . . .

I don't want her
You can have her
She's too fat for me
Too too fat for me . . .
Posted by: Mike   2004-11-02 9:42:15 AM  

#4  (W)here's the Beef
Posted by: dorf   2004-11-02 9:30:51 AM  

#3  Good for them, wish we could get rid of fat asses who won't lose the weight regardless of gender just as quickly.
Posted by: Jarhead   2004-11-02 9:22:13 AM  

#2  5'4" and 173 pounds? Is she spherical?
Posted by: Anonymoose   2004-11-02 8:59:54 AM  

#1  Her lawyer said she was not going to take the matter lightly

sigh
Posted by: Shipman   2004-11-02 7:33:19 AM  

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