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| Kerry: GOP Plans to Suppress Lawyer Turnout |
| 2004-11-01 |
| Yeah, it's Scrappleface In the closing hours of campaign 2004, John Forbes Kerry today charged the Bush-Cheney campaign with efforts to suppress the election day turnout of yet another minority group--America's trial lawyers. Mr. Kerry said he's heard rumors that Bush-Cheney operatives plan to stage a series of minor automobile accidents in battleground states hoping to draw lawyers away from the polls. |
| Posted by:mojo |
| #8 No CF, we do not use lawyers. We use wealthy, looney folks from Malabu, CA for that task. They are self-transporting and self-setting. Bears eat 'em up like candy! Bears have been known to eat lawyers when they are starving. However, they eat alot of grass during the feeding to aid digestion. Constipation, ya know. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-11-01 11:16:10 PM |
| #7 AP, do you use lawyers to bait bears in Alaska? Hmm... probably not - bears have better taste? |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2004-11-01 11:12:14 PM |
| #6 We have ballot question number 2 in Alaska that proposes to outlaw bear baiting. Maybe this is similar. Check the laws of your state before doing this activity. Heh heh. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-11-01 10:40:17 PM |
| #5 Isn't it illegal to use decoys in order to attract lawyers when the hunt season opens? |
| Posted by: Kalle (kafir forever) 2004-11-01 10:31:45 PM |
| #4 I think they are onto something with the staging of accidents. Maybe have some ambulances run through the swing states with the siren on. That would clear a lot of them out. |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2004-11-01 9:22:03 PM |
| #3 I didn't think the ATL's were a minority. Throw in a bunch of slip, trips, and falls and it looks like the beginning of a winning strategy. |
| Posted by: John Q. Citizen 2004-11-01 7:17:40 PM |
| #2 I don't know if it says more about me, this year's campaign, or John Kerry that I wasn't at all certain that he hadn't actually said that when I clicked on this thread. |
| Posted by: AzCat 2004-11-01 7:15:23 PM |
| #1 heh heh - nice catch, Mojo! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-11-01 7:05:26 PM |