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| 2004-11-01 | |
| About 60 mainly European election observers have taken up their posts in six states, including Florida and Ohio, saying they hope their presence will serve as a "preventative to the shenanigans" during voting tomorrow. "We will tell the people of Ohio whether their election is free and fair," said one of the observers, Hugo Coveliers, a Belgian senator who plans to monitor voting in Cleveland. I'd like to see this mother go to Cincinnati and say that. Even in Cleveland, I think there's a good chance he'll learn the difference between a laceration and a contusion     But many of the parliamentary observers sponsored by the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) are here to learn about the American electoral experience as much as to monitor it. That's a much safer story     Several sat up straight during a lecture late last week by former Republican National Committee Chairman Frank Fahrenkopf when he talked about wedge issues and how to concentrate resources where they will produce the most ballots. "That's not a bad idea," whispered one Eastern European observer to a colleague. "This may be useful next year." Wait till he gets to the part about hanging Chad.     The observers all are legislators who have volunteered to observe the U.S. elections at the request of the OSCE, a 55-member alliance founded in 1975 to foster East-West cooperation and monitor compliance with the Helsinki Accords. The Bush administration issued the invitation only reluctantly, and the presence of the Europeans has angered many Americans, who see it as an infringement of U.S. sovereignty. I didn't know Bush invited them. Dumb.        The OSCE rules do not allow observers to do much more than make sure that local rules are followed. If they see someone burning ballots in the alley, they are not permitted to interfere. Nor are they supposed to criticize the army of lawyers, negative advertising or simplistic campaign speeches that many of them seem to find jarring. Nevertheless, the observers hope their presence will serve as a "preventative to the shenanigans," said Mr. Coveliers, the Belgian senator. "What [the voters] can be sure about is, if there are obvious shortcomings, an international organization of 55 countries will declare there are shortcomings."
Aris may be en route as we sleep!     The Russians and Kazakhs must monitor elections within driving distance of Washington because their governments cannot afford to fly them around the United States, according to Vitaly Evseyev, a Russian official with the OSCE. Someone should tell them about JetBlue     There are few concerns about voting plans in North Carolina and Virginia, he added, "but they really want to experience a U.S. election. They're not here to look for trouble." That's good, cause they wouldn't have much trouble finding it in those places.     "It would be impossible to spend that much money in Switzerland," They must not have television marveled Cleveland observer Barbara Haering, a full-time environmental lawyer and member of Switzerland's part-time parliament, "probably because we are not allowed to advertise on television. Yup " | |
| Posted by:Mrs. Davis |
| #9 God have mercy on these idiots souls if my mother sees even one of them. She makes a Grizzly Bear look like a kitten when she's angry. |
| Posted by: Charles 2004-11-01 11:01:57 PM |
| #8 The Euro-swine and their American collaborators need to understand something, and I am as serious as I can be: Any attempt on their part to actually enforce their authority will be resisted by force. This statement by the pig-authoritarian Covelier comes only two days after The Lancet, formerly the UK's most respected medical journal, sold its soul to the Muslim terrorists with the breathtakingly dishonest claim that upwards of 100,000 Iraqis had been killed by US air attacks. Make no mistake, the Swine intend to destroy us, literally, and the Islamo-fascists are merely their proxies. The Euro-elites are the spiritual heirs of Goebbels and Streicher and should be dealt with accordingly. Europe needs a revolution, but I am afraid that is people are too smug, too deluded by their own chauvinistic propaganda of superiority, to understand their own danger, and the nature of the enemy in their midst. |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-11-01 11:43:29 AM |
| #7 Unbelievable. Rove truly is a genius. Could anyone have scripted a better way to piss off ordinary Americans and drive them into the President's camp? Belgium?! Priceless. |
| Posted by: lex 2004-11-01 11:33:46 AM |
| #6 Frank G - lol! |
| Posted by: 2b 2004-11-01 11:29:47 AM |
| #5 "Yo, Chauncey! W'up, bro? How's the Faggot King o' England? Oh, that's right, he can't get mommy to step down, right? Tough gig, man, tough gig..." |
| Posted by: mojo 2004-11-01 11:25:16 AM |
| #4 Unfortunately it looks like they won't be in Massachusetts. Of course, since it will go to Kerry, there will be no voting improprieties here. I wish they were coming. I'd like to see if my shoe could fit up their ass. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-11-01 10:56:35 AM |
| #3 "'We will tell the people of Ohio whether their election is free and fair,' said one of the observers, Hugo Coveliers, a Belgian senator who plans to monitor voting in Cleveland" This is European authoritarianism, bigotry, and condescension in their purest form. I tell M. Coveliers and his fellow commissars to shove their presumed authority where the sun doesn't shine; the caves and swamps of darkest Eurabia, that is. |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-11-01 10:50:20 AM |
| #2 "yew aren't from around here, are yew?" |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-11-01 10:26:12 AM |
| #1 Hope they know how to take abuse. |
| Posted by: BH 2004-11-01 10:14:53 AM |