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Home Front: Politix
Stars shine on Kerry: astrologers
2004-10-30
By Uttara Choudhury in New Delhi
INDIAN astrologers say that the planets favour Democratic candidate John Kerry to win the White House race over US President George W. Bush in next Tuesday's polls. "For months opinion polls have shown the race between Bush and Kerry, his challenger, to be neck and neck," author and astrologer Lachhman Das Madan, who also heads the Astrology Study and Research Institute in Delhi, said. "But the cosmic writ reveals Bush cannot become the president of the US again. On the other hand, Kerry's horoscope shows that Saturn is in the third house from the moon which is highly favourable. The planets Mercury and Mars in the fifth and third house have exchanged positions. Success in competition is certain ... Kerry will be the new president." Madan made news after he predicted former Indian premier Rajiv Gandhi would meet a "violent end" three months before his May 1991 assassination by a woman suicide bomber said by India to be a member of Sri Lanka's Tamil separatists.
Oh. Well. I guess I'll stay home on Tuesday...
Posted by:phil_b

#4  Theresa Heinz Kerry calling the Psychic Friends Network

Hey, lay off her, Mike.

If it wasn't for the friends she has on the Psychic Friends Network, she'd have to go out and buy some.

Like she did her husband.
Posted by: Darth VAda   2004-10-30 11:10:23 AM  

#3  You want to catch the Indian astrologers with their pants down, ask them next time...When will India secure Kashmire for their people? Watch them back peddle like crabs! So much for "piss in the wind" predictions!!
Posted by: smn   2004-10-30 1:41:30 AM  

#2  "For months opinion polls have shown"... some forcasting,lol Just more bunk.
Posted by: Mark Espinola   2004-10-30 12:48:12 AM  

#1  Remeber when the Left made fun of Nancy Reagan because she consulted an astrologer?

Now picture this: Theresa Heinz Kerry calling the Psychic Friends Network.
Posted by: Mike   2004-10-30 12:22:09 AM  

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