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Kerry: "You bet we might have" |
2004-10-29 |
![]() Let's make this simple. John Kerry is the candidate for those who wish we hadn't gone to war in Iraq. But John Kerry can't admit that, even though everyone knows it is true. Kerry has been at such pains to keep this basic point as fuzzy as possible because an honestly antiwar candidate couldn't win the presidency in 2004. Sometimes he offers arcane explanations containing paragraphs like Rube Goldberg contraptions. Sometimes he speaks in a unique Kerry grammar one could call the future-past perfect. When asked if we were right to invade Iraq, he has responded that it depends on what happens in the future. And other times he's said we were right. And other times he's said we were wrong. But my favorite response was when he was asked if we'd have gone to war with Iraq if he'd been president, and he shot back confidently, "You bet we might have." Jeebus Cripes in a pogo stick! Wotta useless nuanced maroon. Yeah, Dems, let's give this clown a country! How about Phwrance? |
Posted by:Barbara Skolaut |
#5 I think I'm gonna hurl. |
Posted by: .com 2004-10-29 11:27:21 AM |
#4 now that's a trend I'd like to see |
Posted by: lex 2004-10-29 11:26:59 AM |
#3 The last senator who lost a general election for President ended up as a spokesman for Viagra. Is there a trend forming here? "I'm John Kerry for Botox, and I approve this message." |
Posted by: Mike 2004-10-29 11:23:47 AM |
#2 tereza's a walking ad for Botox. Are there any publicly-traded companies that get the lion's share of their revenues from botox production or botox treatments? |
Posted by: lex 2004-10-29 11:00:46 AM |
#1 Amazing what you can do with Photoshop. The girl in the picture looks more like Moira Kelly than TH-K. Hopefully as close to the West Wing as Kerry ever gets. |
Posted by: RWV 2004-10-29 10:56:29 AM |