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Israel-Palestine
PA says Arafat not seriously ill
2004-10-25
The Palestinian Authority Sunday denied reports Yasser Arafat has cancer and will be treated for the illness abroad, the Jerusalem Post reported.
"No, no! Certainly not!"
Sources close to Arafat insisted he is only suffering from the flu, characterized by symptoms of weakness and vomiting. Amid growing concerns for the 75-year-old chairman's health, Arafat was reportedly examined Saturday by a team of Tunisian doctors, who found he was inflicted with gallstones and peritonitis sepsis an intestinal infection, the Post Reported.
I don't think I'm a cruel man by nature, but I like the idea of Yasser curled up with the agony of gallstones...
Perhaps some nice spikey kidney stones instead?
Nah, let him go into labor. He's a man, he'll never last ...
Maybe it's one of those cases of Russian flu, the kind Politbureau members used to catch. Normally fatal, they lingered till a replacement was appointed.
Arafat had been reported ill with a severe case of the flu for more than a week, but the dramatic request to Israel to grant permission for an examination by the Tunisian specialists heightened speculation about the severity of his illness. During the past few days Arafat had cut short a number of meetings after complaining of exhaustion, shivering and general weakness. The decision to summon the specialists came shortly after Arafat was unable to complete Friday prayers at a small mosque inside his compound. A top Fatah leader dismissed reports that Arafat was seriously ill as "Israeli propaganda." But some officials in Arafat's compound told the Jerusalem Post the chairman needs to be institutionalized hospitalized as soon as possible.
Posted by:Fred

#8  Pls, no kidney stone jokes.... I get sympathetic twinges.

/recovering from the position
Posted by: Shipman   2004-10-25 1:55:44 PM  

#7  "'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!"
Posted by: mojo   2004-10-25 1:38:47 PM  

#6  "Israeli propaganda"

WTF good does it do for Israel to spread rumors that this asswipe is sick? The only good that can come is if he's dead.
Posted by: PlanetDan   2004-10-25 9:06:47 AM  

#5  It's nothing just a case of peritonitis with a touch of blood rust.
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2004-10-25 7:22:31 AM  

#4  The poor man is so pale, he needs some sunshine, thats all. Set the deckchair up on the roof.
Posted by: Grunter   2004-10-25 12:41:19 AM  

#3  I would not wish anybody the curse of pissing barbwire. Bad Karma, heh heh.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-10-25 12:35:20 AM  

#2  Old Yassir is healthy as a flea just sprayed with RAID!
Posted by: Mark Espinola   2004-10-25 12:28:30 AM  

#1  The flu is often fatal to men of his age and physical infirmity (hurrah!)
Posted by: trailing wife   2004-10-25 12:25:51 AM  

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