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Romanian villagers flee disco-dancing aliens
2004-10-06
Any reader who has enjoyed sci-fi flick War of the Worlds will doubtless sympathise with the inhabitants of the Romanian village who legged it en masse when confronted with multicoloured lights in the night sky. Every man, woman and child from the eastern hamlet of Cristinesti took to the hills after convincing themselves that they were about to be invaded by aliens. Local Costel Roman told Romanian daily Adevarul: "Everybody was out on the streets and wondering what to do if the aliens landed. We believed we were seeing UFOs and some old legends from around here about clocks stopping, animals going crazy and a previous UFO landing in the area suddenly came to our minds. We were terrified."
May I suggest www.ready.gov. And some plastic sheeting and duct tape.
Mercifully, the authorities decided to do a quick police investigation before deploying a flying wing bearing nuclear weapons.
Er, is Romania a nuclear power? I never knew...
This proved a good move, since the lights were quickly identified as disco illuminations from the nearby town of Herta. The officers eventually persuaded villagers that the greatest threat they faced was from dodgy eastern European drum'n'bass and that they should return to their homes. Costel Roman summed up the general feeling of relief when he said: "We were so happy when we heard we had escaped an alien invasion."
"But a little bit melancholy, too...I for one was prepared to welcome our new alien overlords."
Posted by:Fred

#9  Not if you're gonna keep asking "who's that rabbit" during a classic Looney Tune...
Posted by: mojo   2004-10-06 2:49:19 PM  

#8  Hey mojo, thanks for clearing that up for us. 'Cuz some of us were pretty worried. I bet you're a real fun person to watch cartoons with.
Posted by: BH   2004-10-06 2:13:48 PM  

#7  It's working Captain Walker.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-10-06 2:13:06 PM  

#6  Jeezuz. The flying wing/nuke thing is a reference to the 50's movie version of "War of the Worlds". Starring Gene Barry, amongst others...

Relax. Romania has no nuclear weapons.
Posted by: mojo   2004-10-06 1:22:38 PM  

#5  I don't know what's scarier, the disco or the aliens.
Oh, well. At least none of these Romanians mistook their dicks for chicken necks and cut them off while their dogs were hanging around like the other day.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-10-06 1:17:00 PM  

#4  What the hell is Romania doing with a nuke-armed stealth bomber?

To keep the Vampires away.
Posted by: Captain Walker   2004-10-06 1:15:29 PM  

#3  Anytime I find myself in a situation where I could use a good aerial platform with nuclear standoff capability, I go to my neighborhood Rent-a-Nuke dealer. They have everything from 2KT to 20MT, although the selection isn't as good on weekends and holidays. You must be 21 with a major credit card.
Posted by: Dar   2004-10-06 1:12:21 PM  

#2  Mercifully, the authorities decided to do a quick police investigation before deploying a flying wing bearing nuclear weapons.

What the hell is Romania doing with a nuke-armed stealth bomber?
Posted by: BH   2004-10-06 12:02:20 PM  

#1  Here is some private video from the event proving the country folk weren't quite as delusional as you may think.
Posted by: Dar   2004-10-06 9:34:05 AM  

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