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Iraqi Sunnis threaten to start "great jihad"
2004-10-04
The Islamic Theologians League of Iraq has threatened to declare "great jihad" in response to massive killings "perpetrated by the occupation troops in the cities of Falluja and Samarra." Muhammad Bashar al-Faydi, official representative of the League, said so at a press conference in Baghdad, the mass media reported on Monday. He described as massacre the combat operations, staged by the U.S. Air Force in those cities. He cited examples of unprovoked murder of children and old people. "Our impression today is that our creed and the very existence of the Iraqi nation are in jeopardy. The only thing left to us is to declare 'great jihad'," al-Faydi said.
New, improved "Great Jihad"! Now with more spittle!
The Islamic Theologians League of Iraq believes that severe repressions against the Iraqi population are aimed at "pacifying" the people during preparations for the elections, which are scheduled for early 2005.
Works for me.
"Iraqis will not accept the results of the elections, the road to which is paved with sculls and flooded with blood," said Muhammad al-Faydi. The Islamic Theologians League regards as "absolutely wrong" the reliance on armed force, displayed by the military, and threatens that the use of armed force will not help resolve the existing problems. Moreover, it will bring about irreparable consequences.
Posted by:Steve

#22  "great jihad” in response to massive killings

Son, you ain't seen massive killin's....Yet.
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-10-04 9:31:26 PM  

#21  "Before I started reading Rantburg I was blissfully unaware that self-parody was an Arab art form"

If that is so, it must be well developed on a subconscious level only. Them Arabs are seriously serious.
Posted by: Memesis   2004-10-04 7:05:20 PM  

#20  Of course, all this is published by Tass which ranks somewhere between the National Enquirer and Debka for accuracy. Before I started reading Rantburg I was blissfully unaware that self-parody was an Arab art form.
Posted by: RWV   2004-10-04 6:57:51 PM  

#19  Great Jihad™: meet Great JDAM.

I sure wish that I knew Arabic and all its nuances. It would be a hoot to read their stuff before translation to get the full flavor (blech!) of their rants.

Then I could write better fatwas, if I was so inclined.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-10-04 6:48:02 PM  

#18  They're threatening jihad?

What the hell do they call what they're doing now? Afternoon tea?

Morons.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-10-04 5:52:02 PM  

#17  Iraqi Sunnis threaten to start “great jihad”

What is needed is assembly line efficiency. Line 'em all up from Fallujah to Samarrah, and we'll drop them as they march in. Deal?
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-10-04 4:07:10 PM  

#16  I think the women of Iraq are the only ones getting what they want. Less stupid Iraq men.
Posted by: plainslow   2004-10-04 2:50:59 PM  

#15  "New, improved "Great Jihad"! Now with more spittle!"

Very, very funny. Nice work Steve.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2004-10-04 2:28:42 PM  

#14  Is Sean Connery the head of this thing? Kind of sounds like the Leauge of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Posted by: anymouse   2004-10-04 2:02:37 PM  

#13  Headline: Iraqi Sunnis threaten to start “great jihad”

You mean what they're currently doing isn't already a great jihad? It seems to me that if they have to start threatening to do it, they've pretty much done all they can.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2004-10-04 1:54:08 PM  

#12  "The only thing left to us is to declare ‘great jihad’"

So, that would be a great spiritual enlightenment through peaceful inner struggle?
Posted by: jackal   2004-10-04 1:43:22 PM  

#11  "The only thing left to us is to declare ‘great jihad’"

Oh, shut up.
Posted by: Dave D.   2004-10-04 1:38:01 PM  

#10  life was so much better when i went sculling. OTOH kayaks are cool, too.
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-10-04 1:32:42 PM  

#9  Anyone up for the Great Crusade and Payback? Just read that jihad is great for the economy, then why shouldn't a Crusade be even more lucrative? All that untapped wealth and all those untapped virgin daughters just going to waste in the middle east. Though Americans are first in line for payback, there are more deserving folks in need of your wealth. There are millions of unemployed Sudanese, Congolese, Nigerians, and other Africans who have undergone genocide by the hands of muslims for hundreds of years. And they also deserve a little vengeance and booty. Hell, Sierra Leone alone has a huge untapped potential for chopping off hands, heads, etc. All the booty and muslim women they can carry away. Are you up for the game mullahs?
Posted by: ed   2004-10-04 12:57:45 PM  

#8  paved with sculls...

Can you imagine all the people on their hands and knees digging out the gold from teeth...

A new cottage industry - Neighborhood Gold Broker
Posted by: BigEd   2004-10-04 12:34:07 PM  

#7  The Islamic Theologians League of Iraq

League?

Soccer - Basketball - ICE HOCKEY? HA HA HA
Posted by: BigEd   2004-10-04 12:31:39 PM  

#6   paved with sculls and flooded with blood

Gee, that sounds awful slippery. Gotta be an OSHA violation, or something.
Posted by: SteveS   2004-10-04 12:29:50 PM  

#5  Do they row the sculls in the flood of blood?
Posted by: Classical_Liberal   2004-10-04 12:29:09 PM  

#4  do they have superpowers too?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-10-04 12:26:48 PM  

#3  â€œIraqis will not accept the results of the elections, the road to which is paved with sculls and flooded with blood,” said Muhammad al-Faydi.

Was he breathing heavily, anticipating a meeting with virgins...

The Islamic Theologians League of Iraq
Posted by: BigEd   2004-10-04 12:23:52 PM  

#2  mhw - ROTFLMAO

I assume these guys took the same position on all those elections Saddam won.
Posted by: Matt   2004-10-04 12:19:50 PM  

#1  The Islamic Theologians League of Iraq has threatened to declare “great jihad” in response to

this is also known as macro F5 in Islam
Posted by: mhw   2004-10-04 12:05:37 PM  

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