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John F. Kerry - Weird Photo of a budding Command in Chief
2004-10-03
Your thoughts....I am speechless.
Posted by:Capt America

#24  Female Aide:

Aww, jeez ... somebody gave him a frickin' football!

Dammit, dammit, dammit!

No, don't look at him! You'll just encourage him!
Posted by: JMP   2004-10-03 6:02:25 PM  

#23  Of course Mr DRUDGE has a more troubling photo



Hugh Hewitt's Book, "If It's Not Close, They Can't Cheat"
Should have the sequel:

"If We Cheat To Make It Close, Then Our Lawyers Take Over"
Posted by: BigEd   2004-10-03 2:37:15 PM  

#22  As usual, LGF seems to have reconstructed the real picture.
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2004-10-03 2:19:19 PM  

#21  Did you notice that the picture was taken by AFP? This must be the part of Kerry that the French want to see.
Posted by: RWV   2004-10-03 2:08:54 PM  

#20  Oops- forgot the caption:

"His campaign advisors momentarily distracted, Presidential candid John Kerry (news - web sites) sneaks in some quality time with his imaginary playmate, Ralph."
Posted by: Dave D.   2004-10-03 2:08:13 PM  

#19  brings to mind this image
Posted by: Frank G   2004-10-03 1:58:47 PM  

#18  Kerry introduces his new foreign policy called the BOHICA Doctrine - bend over here it comes again
Posted by: H   2004-10-03 1:57:52 PM  

#17  Dave D: He can't find his ass in broad daylight, but he is using only one hand.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2004-10-03 1:47:24 PM  

#16  Dave D- YOU RASCAL!
Posted by: BigEd   2004-10-03 1:38:24 PM  

#15  Bill: Hello
John: Bill, how's it going? Thanks for the new staff, but the campaign's still not going well. Any other ideas?
Bill: Well John, you still look like an effete, stuffy French poodle. The people don't like that. Perhaps if you'd toss a football around, and maybe look goofy at the same time. That way people'll know you're tough, and that you're a regular guy.
John: Thanks Bill, I'll try that. Maybe get some photographers to take pictures.
Bill: Great! I'm sure that'll help Hillary's '08 - uhhh, I mean your campaign.
John: OK, Thanks again, Ciao!
-- click --
Bill: Asshole!
Posted by: A Jackson   2004-10-03 1:21:57 PM  

#14  Here, let's get rid of that thing:
Posted by: Dave D.   2004-10-03 1:19:37 PM  

#13  I don't think the ball's necessary. It's a much better pic if you crop to just Kerry and the folks behind.
Posted by: Bulldog   2004-10-03 1:16:14 PM  

#12  "LORD OF THE FLINGS"
Posted by: BigEd   2004-10-03 1:10:00 PM  

#11  Looks like he has the Village People vote locked up. But, I don't remember Goofy Politician being a character in the band.
Posted by: ed   2004-10-03 12:28:07 PM  

#10  



"An Incredible Cinematic Wonder"
Posted by: BigEd   2004-10-03 12:15:17 PM  

#9  Step 4: Bend your elbow at a 90 degree angle.

Step 5. Using the supplied extractor tool, ...
Posted by: Steve White   2004-10-03 12:06:57 PM  

#8  Has John Fn. Kerry ever so much as played a down of football.
Posted by: badanov   2004-10-03 10:36:16 AM  

#7  Kerry just doesn't get football or guns. That is scary in itself.
Posted by: John   2004-10-03 10:28:21 AM  

#6  My personal favorite is the Michael Dukakis moment when Kerry is in the bunny(?) suit.
Posted by: John   2004-10-03 10:24:12 AM  

#5  Clearly an attempt at being "like" JFK, the real one.
Posted by: crazyhorse   2004-10-03 10:08:23 AM  

#4  This guy really is an All-American.... and Jew, Christian, Muslim. What a tool.
Posted by: nada   2004-10-03 10:05:38 AM  

#3  That must be how he got nicked in the butt in Vietnam.
Posted by: Bryan   2004-10-03 9:53:20 AM  

#2  Good to see he finally got his head out of there.
Posted by: Tom   2004-10-03 9:38:48 AM  

#1  Whatever you do, DON'T VOTE FOR THAT MAN!
Posted by: Dave D.   2004-10-03 9:38:28 AM  

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