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Britain
Former Afghan warlord to be tried in UK court
2004-10-03
A British court is to try an alleged former Afghan warlord in the first case of its kind since Britain ratified a 1988 convention allowing it to try crimes of torture committed abroad, a legal source told AFP Saturday. Zardad Khan, now running a pizza parlour in a London suburb, will face charges of murder, kidnapping, theft and torture in the 1990s when he appears in court Monday, the source said.
[KNOCK KNOCK!]
"Maudette! The pizza man's here! He's got a gun! And a bludgeon!"
"Hmmm... Why don't you get it, dear?"
Zardad Khan, a Pashtun, also known as Commander Zardad and Zardad Faryadi Sarwar, was in charge of roadblocks preventing access to the Afghan capital Kabul during the siege of the city. From 1992 to 1996 he and his men controlled the town of Sarobi on the road between Kabul and Jalalabad.
Posted by:Fred

#3  Yes, it was very punny.
Posted by: Bryan   2004-10-03 9:34:24 AM  

#2  Gaaah! Howard, what a base pun. Cheesy! Not sure about topping it though...
Posted by: Bulldog   2004-10-03 9:32:23 AM  

#1  Commander Zardad just came to London for a 'pizza' the action, like the rest of us..
Posted by: Howard UK   2004-10-03 9:29:12 AM  

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