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| Wis. Man Endorses Kerry in Wife's Obit |
| 2004-10-01 |
| Asshats from beyond the grave! Send no flowers to commemorate Jane Buffett's death, her husband asks. Instead, send John Kerry to the White House. In a paid obituary published in Madison's two daily newspapers, Roger Buffett celebrated his wife's years as a mother, homemaker, grandmother and English teacher. But, he said, she was "outraged" by President Bush's decision to invade Iraq and then expecting "her grandchildren to pay the bills." Other Bush administration policies angered her as well. "She saw John Kerry as the candidate who would most conserve everything she valued," the obituary said. An english teacher? Ah, the teacher's union taught her well... "Jane fought to live long enough to be able to vote this November." Oh, well. Close, but no cigar... To honor her memory, please do everything you can to elect John Kerry." I'll be working the "Smokes and Cheap Wine for Homeless Voters" program in Milwaukee on election day. In memory of the missus, of course... Jane Buffett, 64, died of cancer Sept. 25. The obituary, which called her a "fiery woman," appeared Monday. "Why just try to waste obituaries, saying someone was a super nice person, if they want to have their own reach beyond the grave and give them one last breath of life for what they've been living for?" her husband said. God, she must've been one deranged woman... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #3 Does this qualify for a Darwin Award? |
| Posted by: lex 2004-10-02 10:57:56 PM |
| #2 I'm sure that her grandchildren are safely stoned and pulling a C-average in Peace Studies at Camp Randall. Odd are some of her students are sweating and protecting us all in Samarra, Ramadi or on the outskirts of Fallujah. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-10-01 11:40:49 PM |
| #1 When my public school teacher wife votes for Bush in November consider that she pooped on your commie ass moonbat wife's grave. She has been a teacher and Republican her entire adult life. The Democat Party and manditory teachers unions like to make the public think they have lots of support. What they have is lots of noisy moonbats and very little "support." So was your wife a moonbat harpy Mr Turd for brains? You are a Loon thats for damm sure. |
| Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-10-01 11:29:45 PM |