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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Family feud over chicken turns into gun battle
2004-09-29
Hmmmmmm... W VA - go figure!
A family meal erupted into a gun battle after a father and son clashed over how to cook chicken.
"Roasted!"
"Fried!"
"Go fer yer guns, Paw!"
The two men argued Sunday over the best way to prepare skinless chicken for dinner. "It started out as a fist fight physical confrontation, but it escalated until both of them were shooting at each other," Detective Sgt. A.D. Beasley of the Mercer County Sheriff's Department said Monday. Beasley said each man fired a .22-caliber handgun at the other.
"Draw, varmint!"
Harley Shrader was struck by a bullet that went through the upper part of his right ear and lodged in the back of his head. He was treated at a hospital and released. The elder Shrader was not injured.
lodged in his head? treated and released? Jeebus!
Jackie Lee Shrader, 49, was charged with malicious wounding and wanton endangerment. Harley Lee Shrader, 24, was charged with wanton endangerment.
There's no law in West Virginny against being stoopid, or they'd be in large trouble.
Posted by:Frank G

#7  Harley Shrader was struck by a bullet that went through the upper part of his right ear and lodged in the back of his head. He was treated at a hospital and released.

Don't be giving paw too big a piece of yer mind there wen ya get home Harley. Ya might be needin' it agin one of these days.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-09-29 8:07:03 PM  

#6  

I say, boy, hey there! If y'all goin' after each other, I'm a gonna skedaddle...
Posted by: BigEd   2004-09-29 4:14:52 PM  

#5  And his brother.
Posted by: Weird Al   2004-09-29 3:33:19 PM  

#4  Jackie Lee Shrader, 49, was charged with malicious wounding and wanton endangerment. Harley Lee Shrader, 24, was charged with wanton endangerment.

Seems to be a typo here. In WestbyGod Virginia wouldn't Jackie Lee be his Grandfather if he was as old as 49?
Posted by: Jack is Back   2004-09-29 2:23:25 PM  

#3  Heh, heh. Choke the chicken.
Posted by: nada   2004-09-29 1:37:40 PM  

#2  Behead the chicken.
Choke the chicken.
No. Behead the chicken.
No. Choke the chicken.
Blam. Blam.
Posted by: ed   2004-09-29 1:29:14 PM  

#1  Im sorry Paw.
Im sorry Boy.

Paw? Why let's use the .38s next time.
Okay boy, But it's my turn to draw first.

Okay.
Here, Hold ma beer.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-09-29 1:18:20 PM  

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