Kerry Orange??? Oh gawd. I'm glad I'm Color-blind.
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| 2004-09-28 | |
| The LA Times is on a HOT story: Psychic dogs smell Bush victory Psychic dogs belonging to actor Sylvester Stallone's mother have projected President George Bush the winner in November, the Los Angeles Times said Monday. The paper said the dogs foresee the president will beat Democratic challenger John Kerry by 15 percent. Jackie Stallone said her animals also predict California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger will take advantage of a future constitutional amendment allowing foreign-born U.S. citizens to serve as president, and take on Kerry's running mate, John Edwards, in the presidential campaign of 2008. However, the dogs can't tell yet who will win that race. The Times said Mama Stallone's dogs correctly predicted in July 2000 Bush would capture the White House that year. They also called Schwarzenegger's victory -- "by a major margin" -- in California's recall election last year. On the other hand, the paper said, the dogs predicted Los Angeles Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant would go to prison. Prosecutors in Colorado recently dropped sexual assault charges against Bryant. Jackie Stallone has said her dogs channel messages from the spirit world and send them to her telepathically. Take your medicine, Jackie...
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| Posted by:mojo |
| #12 BigEd, your pics made my boys bust their guts laughing! |
| Posted by: Ptah 2004-09-28 10:23:52 PM |
| #11 another stage for Kubler-Ross: denial, depression, then delirium. LAT editors: Bush is gonna win easily? It's all a joke anyway!! har-har-harooooo |
| Posted by: lex 2004-09-28 7:52:28 PM |
| #10 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hands-down winner of the nutso-story-of-the-day award! :-p |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2004-09-28 7:45:31 PM |
| #9 Kerry Orange??? Oh gawd. I'm glad I'm Color-blind. |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-09-28 7:32:02 PM |
#8  She's voting for Bush, too. |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2004-09-28 6:12:44 PM |
#7 Madame Domino agrees... But she sez you'll have trouble with the fringies such as Rainbow and Punkie. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-09-28 5:35:19 PM |
| #6 How do you post pics? My Lab/Border Collie Mutt is a Bush supporter too! |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2004-09-28 5:31:14 PM |
| #5 BH - Judge Dredd? I used the Boxers because they are amiable and put up with a lot of BS from their human "associates" (Owing to the one I had) Psychic? Who knows.... But is it worth a news item? Only because it is Stallone's mom. Note : Sly himmself has donated $1000 to Bill Jones the GOP challenging Barbara Boxer. |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-09-28 5:29:50 PM |
| #4 Psychic dogs? She must have bought them after Judge Dredd. |
| Posted by: BH 2004-09-28 5:24:29 PM |
#3  Get out of here Terry McAuliffe |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-09-28 5:17:21 PM |
#2  Look into my eyes.... You will vote for BUSH You will vote for BUSH You will vote for BUSH |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-09-28 5:15:43 PM |
#1  I predict President Bush will carry at least 40 States. |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-09-28 5:13:16 PM |
