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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Women's sexual character determined by shape of their pubic hair
2004-09-01
Japanese professor Asaki Geino claims that the type of pubic hair a woman has affects her sexuality.
I prefer braids, myself...
He classifies women into five types, the most likely of which to be unfaithful being the type whose hair resembles the mouth of a river.
A nice bouffant is good, too, for more formal occasions...
"Usually female pubic hair grows in the form of an upside down triangle, but some women's is oblong or elliptical in shape," the professor explained.
"I have determined this after 48 years of investigation..."
"It's not that rare for women with oblong-shaped pubic hair to fall in love at first sight or fall head-over-heels with passion.
Pushovers! My favorite!
They also don't like sitting at home on their own. The combination of these characteristics causes men to go wild over them."
"Ohhhh! Beppy! You're on oblong!"
The majority of eastern women have pubic hair that looks like an inverted triangle: "This type is characterized by faithfulness and fitness for family life. Women of this type are good mothers, faithful wives and caring daughters. I don't think I'm wrong when I say that precisely this type of woman helped Japan become the glorious country it is," Geino said triumphantly.
That's it, by Gad! V-shaped public hair is the key to national greatness! Why didn't that occur to me? I could be famous, as famous as Dr... uhhh... Geino.
There's no doubt the professor's findings are very interesting, but nevertheless they're impossible to apply in practice: the majority of women today wax their bikini line clean. Having said this, if a man has serious intentions, it might be worth his while asking to participate in the process in order to see what his future holds.
What if his intentions are purely frivolous?
Posted by:Fred

#32  .com --

Much obliged! Thanks for the link. Haven't seen much of her in about four years or so, though. She's gotta be doing something somewhere.
Posted by: nada   2004-09-01 11:08:11 PM  

#31  nada - Katalina Verdin is great! Seen her a few times before, but didn't know her name - thx! You can check to make sure you've already snarfed up all of her images here... I'm a little distracted, at the moment, heh.
Posted by: .com   2004-09-01 10:56:54 PM  

#30  .com --

Thank you very much! Didn't notice the file name, just the hyperlink and became very distracted after. Did a Google Search for "Julianna Young" and found a treasure trove. Great googlie mooglie! Along the lines of Katalina Verdin who, coincidentally, fits in with this post as well.

Salud!
Posted by: nada   2004-09-01 10:49:15 PM  

#29  Lol! Pimp4doo, I finally finished reading your list - too funny, bro! I never expected they'd be assigned - ingenious choices too. Kudos!
Posted by: .com   2004-09-01 10:35:21 PM  

#28  goddamer Muck - I love chocolate fondue!
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-01 10:35:11 PM  

#27  nada - the filename is her name, bro - Julianna is a work of art, no?
Posted by: .com   2004-09-01 10:29:12 PM  

#26  goddamer! i amn kep get re-route but ime finaly there. ok im always wanna try color comentary and now im gonna give it a shot. ima pimp4doo am re-distrubute .coms hos:

another bush: a clean look bush but itn look like it is need be fed. ima volunteer .com for em job.

mr.t: goddamer that in scary. sory aris but this in get toss to you.

stealth bush 1 : im would take this but im vegan. fred is seem like he is culd use good ice cream.

stealth bush 2 :hey zenster that one in for you buddy. :)

bush04: if you arent hear from me in 2 weeks call my mom.

cut the grass: deacon blues ima think you are culd use this one.

atkins stealth: go get em zhang fei! :)

choco bush: em frank g's are have to eat to.

Nike Stealth:shipman you are earn this.

ninja bush:for gentle. you are shuld feel at home.

no nuance:goddamer army of steve. you guys figure how you are divide this.

Orange Stealth :ima pichure antiwar is look like this. but with smaler titties.

Patch Stealth: alaska paul this in need more sun

Pussy Stealth : okay. chuck simons is get this one.

shaving:murat, this one for you bud.

stacked:if ima not back in 4 weeks call my pa.

Superwoman:okay this one is need a lucky.

tracks:okay david d we are believe you history. :)

truth:nmm we are not see you in awhile but this is fit you.

Armed Stealth:rc this one is for you.

Just Wait:here you are go lh. :)

Turn Around :tga ima think thisn european enuff.

Cleaning Crew:okay. thisn my goddam ex-wife without em curl. ima not wish this on osama hisself.


Posted by: pimp4doo   2004-09-01 10:23:18 PM  

#25  .com --

Who is that Miss November? I must know.
Posted by: nada   2004-09-01 10:17:10 PM  

#24  Does this help, Xbalanke? Mebbe this? Much more where that came from...

For the record, I agree - and pledge to keep looking. Hard. Very hard. Lol!
Posted by: .com   2004-09-01 9:17:06 PM  

#23  Has anybody noticed the links on the right side of the page? There...ummmmmmm...interesting.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-09-01 9:12:06 PM  

#22  I don't know. I think far more research is needed.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2004-09-01 8:45:54 PM  

#21  Best. Post. Ever.
Posted by: nada   2004-09-01 8:26:56 PM  

#20  I think they have a "Cleaning Crew" exhibit at Legoland....not
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-01 7:19:14 PM  

#19   resembles the mouth of a river.

a muddy delta? I don't think so....
Posted by: Frank G   2004-09-01 7:14:31 PM  

#18  :) Thanks, guyz, heh, I'll send the agreed amounts in $20's, if that's acceptable. I worry though that the schoolmarms will now lump you in with me as a prevert...
Posted by: .com   2004-09-01 7:04:29 PM  

#17  ROFLMAO! The Cleaning Crew is the most hilarious pic--and in a sense the most true, too! A lot of men got lost in there! It's happened to me, and probably will again (but it's worth it).
Posted by: Dar   2004-09-01 6:53:48 PM  

#16  So....when are you selling the .Com CD collection of fun pictures? There's never a dull picture when .Com posts it.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2004-09-01 6:41:06 PM  

#15  .com wins again!
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2004-09-01 5:22:57 PM  

#14  ima have to go home take a look at them .com :)
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-09-01 5:11:08 PM  

#13  Uh, not that I have any outside experience in this, but isn't its shape curly?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-09-01 3:57:04 PM  

#12  From the looks of Lesko, this might be one of his hobbies.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-09-01 3:54:04 PM  

#11  I wonder if I could get a U.S. Government grant for this type of study......

Lesko must have it in his books and tapes somewhere...........
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-09-01 3:51:38 PM  

#10  one wonders about what the good doctor's opinion on the current shaving fad might be......
Posted by: Anonymous6257   2004-09-01 3:50:55 PM  

#9  Mucky - I'd love to hear your "line"...

Here's my collection of relevant / semi-relevant images.
--- NSFW! ---
another bush
Mr T
stealth bush 1
stealth bush 2
bush 04
cut the grass
Atkins Stealth
ChocoBush
Nike Stealth
ninja bush
no nuance
Orange Stealth
Patch Stealth
Pussy Stealth
shaving
stacked
Superwoman
tracks
truth
Armed Stealth
Just Wait
Turn Around
and my favorite:
Cleaning Crew
Posted by: .com   2004-09-01 3:47:46 PM  

#8  According to my study, that is smart move, muck4doosan.
Posted by: Asaki Geino   2004-09-01 3:11:02 PM  

#7  my ex-wife is use to have em curl ina middle. ima beware of those now on.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-09-01 3:09:13 PM  

#6  A true Rantburg Classic-- in only 5 comments!
Posted by: Dave D.   2004-09-01 3:05:07 PM  

#5  I have good news. I just saved a bunch of money by flashing my twat to Geino!
Posted by: Chris W.   2004-09-01 2:54:57 PM  

#4   What is it with Japanese men and pubic hair? My God!!!
Posted by: 98zulu   2004-09-01 2:52:24 PM  

#3  I wonder if they received a government grant.....

I wonder if I could get a U.S. Government grant for this type of study......
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-09-01 2:50:42 PM  

#2  Nice gig. The Asaki Geino Institute of Snatch Study. Wish I'd thought of it.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-09-01 2:49:19 PM  

#1  WTF? How on earth did he get the volunteers for his "study"?

Excuse me, ma'am, but I'm a college professor writing a very important paper. Please show me your bearded clam in the name of science.
Posted by: Chris W.   2004-09-01 2:46:13 PM  

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