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Dog gives birth to kitten |
2004-08-31 |
People have flocked to a small village on the outskirts of Cambodia's capital after a man claimed that his ten-year-old pet dog has defied nature and the ancient tradition of her species reviling cats and given birth to a kitten. Kerry was in Cambodia 35 years ago. Kerry had a dog. Kerry was in Cambodia. What did he do to that dog? Owner Te Huot told Deutsche Presse-Agentur that his dog, called Knou, gave birth to a grey tabby kitten after he was visited by a forest monk who claimed that the dog had mated with a tiger. WHAT DID HE DO TO THAT DOG? He said it was only the second time in the dog's life that she had given birth, and that the first time, five years earlier, she had produced normal canine puppies. Descendant of Kerry's dog? However, he claimed that last Tuesday, Knou went into labour at his Chhbar Ampou village home and produced a single kitten. It says "Meruff"? The phenomenon has brought crowds thronging to Te Huot's home to burn incense and give donations towards the dog and its tiny kitten, which Te Huot says is a sign from the gods. And a remnant of Kerry's visit and bringing in a mutant dog.. "This animal cries like a cat, and its face is like a cat, but its feet are bigger than a cat's and look more like a dog's feet," local media quoted Te Huot as saying. However, one visitor on Friday was less than impressed. If it quacks like a duck? "It is a kitten," the man told DPA. "I only went to see what it looked like, but when the owner told me I had to pray to the dog, I left. I don't believe him that this kitten came from his dog." Animal husbandry experts also cast doubts on the ability of a dog to give birth to a cat, but sheer curiosity value still saw hundreds of Cambodians mobbing the bemused new canine mother in a rush to witness the alleged strange birth for themselves. My German Shepherd acted as a surrogate mother to a new kitten we got. She cleaned it, worried about it when it cried, etc. But a dog is a dog, and a cat is a cat. This no doubt will be in Weekly World News. But, the connection to Kerry's dog will be covered up by the media. |
Posted by:BigEd |
#7 "I only went to see what it looked like, but when the owner told me I had to pray to the dog, I left." You just can't make this shit up. |
Posted by: Chris W. 2004-08-31 10:47:31 PM |
#6 Red-diaper baby anarchists have been known to give birth to normal human children, so I don't suppose this is impossible. |
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-31 9:41:02 PM |
#5 Ship - the bandwidth is doing fine - I guess there are fewer people who care about the protest violence that I expected - so posting the vid link as a backup wasn't necessary. Sad. I use CompuPic (not free) and it kicks ass. I've been using this same guy's stuff since waaay bad in the early DOS days - he just writes the best code. On the free side, there's not much... here's the tucows page for graphics organizers and there's only one. There are a shitload of categories - many with tools that also organize images - the tucows Multimedai page - the list is bottom left. BTW, Fluffy looks unhappy... we should tread softly... |
Posted by: .com 2004-08-31 6:36:33 PM |
#4 LOL, Sorry, I think we are burn up your bandwidth, nothing is better that little furry pets. |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-08-31 6:23:08 PM |
#3 In the name of Eastman we've got to get you a hobby PD. BTW what organizer of photos do you recommend? |
Posted by: Louis Metro Shipman 2004-08-31 6:15:19 PM |
#2 All the proof you need, Steve: blind love 1 confused kitty cooperation early days guess who lion king living dangerously Master Blaster new do party dog dog party puppy love pussy licking pussy lick too shy wrestle blind love 2 And last comes Fluffy. Don't fuck with Fluffy... |
Posted by: .com 2004-08-31 5:56:56 PM |
#1 Isn't dogs and cats living together one of the portents of Armagedon? |
Posted by: Steve 2004-08-31 4:44:46 PM |