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'Sex-mad' chimp takes up smoking
2004-08-30
VISITORS to the Zhengzhou Zoo in central China's Henan province who do not enjoy passive smoking, let alone being spat on, had better avoid the monkey cage, state media reported. Thirteen-year-old chimpanzee Feili has turned to smoking, begging cigarettes from visitors and spitting on them when they do not comply, the Xinhua news agency reported.
"Gimme a smoke!"
"It's bad fer yer health!"
"So's this bad for yours! Thhhhppppp!"
Her fierce behavior is in reaction to being paired with a male, 28 years her senior, who seems to lack either the interest or the capability to satisfy her sexual demands, the agency said.
"Gimme a smoke!"
"I don't smoke!"
"Then gimme some gin!"
"I don't drink!"
"Sex toys?"
"Ummmm... No."
"Ever make it with a chimpanzee?"
Although Feili's behavior may seem outrageous, it is no more so than that of the people outside the cage, since she only took up her new habits after observing the visitors to the zoo, according to Xinhua.
Posted by:tipper

#8  :)
Posted by: .com   2004-08-30 9:28:14 PM  

#7  I KNEW you had a picture!
Posted by: True German Ally   2004-08-30 9:26:44 PM  

#6  I'll offer this and let it go at that, heh.
(NSFW)
Posted by: .com   2004-08-30 9:25:13 PM  

#5  Strange.. usually women get nasty when they QUIT smoking...
Posted by: True German Ally   2004-08-30 9:21:56 PM  

#4  Hey, I may be old, and unable to satisfy, but I've got money. Lots and lots of money. So just sit there and look good, bitch!
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2004-08-30 8:21:30 PM  

#3  ...the Monkey will spank YOU!!!
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-08-30 6:16:34 PM  

#2  "Man will kill man, but Ape will no longer kill Ape! And then will will have a planet...a PLANET OF APES!"
________General Urssus rules!
Posted by: borgboy   2004-08-30 1:47:57 PM  

#1  

Should I sue the zoo if I get lung cancer???
DAMN! John Edwards is busy. Gotta find someone else.
Posted by: BigEd   2004-08-30 1:24:49 PM  

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