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Woman Chows 38 Lobsters in Eating Contest PETA Protest to Follow
2004-08-22
Boy, howdy! Won't that look good on her resume?
America's top speed-eater wolfed down 38 lobsters in 12 minutes Saturday to win the World Lobster Eating Contest.
Definitely one of the biggies...
Sonya Thomas, of Alexandria, Va., won $500 and a trophy belt for her efforts, consuming 9.76 pounds of lobster meat. Each contestant had a partner cracking the shells and pulling out the meat. Eleven competitors ate as many lobsters as they could in a 12-minute period, devouring a total of 300 pounds. "I have a natural ability because of my stomach capacity," said Thomas, who weighs a mere 105 pounds. "I could eat more, but something else — not a lobster." The competition, only in its second year, sought to elevate Maine into the big leagues of competitive eating, alongside New York's Coney Island with its Nathan's Famous hot dogs and New Orleans with its oysters.
I'm not big on competitive eating. I prefer to keep my gluttony private. But I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy...
This year's competition at the Pilot House Grill & Boatyard was sanctioned by the International Federation of Competitive Eating, which ranked Thomas the country's top speed-eater. Thomas was coming off a baked bean victory days before in Indiana, where she consumed 8.4 pounds of beans with pork in 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
She then set a new world record for solo inflation of a weather balloon the very next day.
She also holds records for hard-boiled eggs.
This gal must be related to Paul Newman.
"Cool Hand Sonya"? It just doesn't sing, y'know?
Posted by:Zenster

#15  I attribute it to the burgeoning population of seacats...
Posted by: .com   2004-08-23 12:01:04 AM  

#14  In other news, Explanation Sought for Lobster Decline
Posted by: Steven Den Beste   2004-08-22 11:52:03 PM  

#13  goddamit this in just greed! i was make a post on lobster news my blog cuple a days ago.
here is a link.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-08-22 11:33:30 PM  

#12  Oops. I thought this was a post about Hillary.
Posted by: Matt   2004-08-22 12:09:14 PM  

#11  What about a lamb eating contest, that will get competetors from the ME. Mucky? Where arrrrre youuuuuuu? Where are the comments for this little bit crustacian gluttonic outrage?
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-08-22 11:22:06 AM  

#10  Ya massages 'em right, and you'd be surprised what a woman is willin' ta do.
Posted by: Dragline   2004-08-22 10:03:07 AM  

#9  "No woman can eat 50 eggs!"
Posted by: Frank G   2004-08-22 9:23:07 AM  

#8  Sonia the Sou
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2004-08-22 8:26:08 AM  

#7  lobsters, yeech. The cockroaches of the sea.
Posted by: B   2004-08-22 7:51:02 AM  

#6  RED Sonja...



Posted by: .com   2004-08-22 6:25:20 AM  

#5  She should be arrested for possessing WMD's. Can you imagine the neutron radiation she will emit...after her first relief dispatch?! Will kill everyone, in a one mile radius!!!
Posted by: smn   2004-08-22 3:13:59 AM  

#4  Bryan, my experience as a chef tells me that 300 pound figure represents the unshelled crustaceans' total weight.

I think the monicker we're all looking for here is, "Eggbound Sonya."
Posted by: Zenster   2004-08-22 3:01:26 AM  

#3  "Eleven competitors ate as many lobsters as they could in a 12-minute period, devouring a total of 300 pounds."

I don't want to be picky, but this reporter, like many others, can't do simple arithmetic. They ate an average of nearly 30 pounds each??

I agree that "Cool Hand Sonya" doesn't have a ring to it. How about "Swollen Sonya."?
No, still doesn't crack it. I think the problem is in the name.

Posted by: Bryan   2004-08-22 2:48:49 AM  

#2  Boy, howdy! Won't that look good on her resume?

Not if she's applying at Red Lobster.
Posted by: Zenster   2004-08-22 1:41:42 AM  

#1  Lobsters - Why does she love, no hate, no love them?
Posted by: .com   2004-08-22 12:24:37 AM  

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