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| JANET JACKSON: BUSH WHITE HOUSE USED MY BOOB TO DISTRACT FROM IRAQ |
| 2004-08-22 |
| XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN AUG 22, 2004 16:28:04 ET XXXXX JANET JACKSON: BUSH WHITE HOUSE USED MY BOOB TO DISTRACT FROM IRAQ Janet Jackson now claims that her "Nipplegate" Super Bowl incident was used by the Bush administration to distract people from the war in Iraq! Delusions of grandeur, or at least of titular authority. Janet's now famous boob is an obvious casualty of the ongoing struggle between gravity and surgery, and therefore lacks the potential for political distraction. Mike Slezak, managing editor of GENRE magazine, tells DRUDGE he has set the provocative Jackson interview for next month's cover. Aptly named, Michael is... Developing... No, it's not. The baggage is 41 years old iirc. |
| Posted by:Atomic Conspiracy |
| #8 She's right. Afterwards most people were trying to recover their sight.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2004-08-23 12:11:59 PM |
| #7 Re: #5 ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH...you...bastard! My eyes! What have you done to my eyes?!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: Dripping Sarcasm 2004-08-22 11:39:36 PM |
| #6 Wow! Everyday the LLL comes out with yet another amazing reason why the Bush cabal is so incredibly brilliant it can see forever down the road and masterfully plan the most devious plots! Truly amazing bunch of guys. All Seeing, All Knowing. Makes the Illuminati look like a buncha posers. Oracles, really. Shit, where do I sign up? |
| Posted by: .com 2004-08-22 8:23:31 PM |
| #5 It could have been worse, the nefarious Bush might have used Janet RENO'S boob instead: Warning: VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-22 8:22:27 PM |
| #4 Makes perfect sense. How did they do it? Watch out for bad weather in your neighborhood if you have bad thoughts..... |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-08-22 8:02:53 PM |
| #3 Lame brain,both of them. |
| Posted by: crazyhorse 2004-08-22 7:47:09 PM |
| #2 Janet Jackson now claims that her "Nipplegate" Super Bowl incident was used by the Bush administration to distract people from the war in Iraq!
Helluva coincidence, Janet. So did you. |
| Posted by: badanov 2004-08-22 5:43:26 PM |
| #1 Another theory: |
| Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2004-08-22 5:34:11 PM |