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Paris Hilton's Lost Chihuahua Turns Up - 4 muck4doo
2004-08-18
Paris Hilton and her missing pet Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, have been reunited, Hilton's spokeswoman said Wednesday.
Yeah! I was getting worried.
No further details were available, Gina Hoffman told The Associated Press.
Nor are they needed...
Syndicated TV show "Extra" had earlier reported that Tinkerbell, who disappeared last Wednesday, was alive, but that no details on the dog's condition or where she had been found were available.
"Leave twenty bucks in small bills by the dumpster behind the bus station or you'll never see Tinkerbell alive again!"
The 23-year-old talentless hotel heiress, who has starred for two seasons on Fox television's "The Simple Life" proving that nepotism is alive and well with her friend Nicole Richie, had offered a $5,000 reward for Tinkerbell. Posters for the pampered pet had been displayed all over the West Hollywood area. It was unclear how the dog managed to get away from Hilton's Hollywood Hills home. Tinkerbell — decked out in pink coats or puppy-sized sneakers
(later sessions w/the dog shrink will be needed methinks)
— has made regular appearances on Hilton's reality show.
I always thought Paris Hilton could pass for a cheap Yugoslavian hooker.
I saw the video. She has many of the same skills...
Posted by:Jarhead

#5  thanks jar head. imwish i see this yestrday. :)
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-08-19 6:29:15 PM  

#4  New RB slogan: Fighting the WoT...one lost puppy at a time!
Posted by: Seafarious   2004-08-18 11:57:09 PM  

#3  I thought that her dog was named Nicole.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-08-18 11:05:24 PM  

#2  Tut tut, class, be nice. At least Paris Hilton managed to accomplish one thing in life. She most certainly has accommodated more foreign pr!cks than her namesake.
Posted by: Zenster   2004-08-18 10:55:14 PM  

#1  Hey, for $5000 I'd pick up a pound puppy and paint it pink....
Posted by: john   2004-08-18 9:18:18 PM  

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