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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| German men told they can no longer stand and deliver |
| 2004-08-18 |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #13 DLS, that is a classic! |
| Posted by: Pappy 2004-08-18 11:55:32 PM |
| #12 goddamer where in that from dls? ima know im hear sumptin like that before but am cant remeber when. purdy funy shit. :) |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-08-18 7:18:04 PM |
| #11 LOL DLS! |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-08-18 5:42:38 PM |
| #10 With all the beer that is consumed, they must have done a lot of field trials! |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-08-18 5:21:20 PM |
| #9 Ist das nicht ein sitzen stuhl? Ja, das ist ein stizen stuhl. Sitzen stulh, kliene fool, Nicht ist das mensch, Browbeaten by wench. |
| Posted by: DLS 2004-08-18 4:56:50 PM |
| #8 This reminds me of the rhyme I learned when I was a young'un trying to perfect my aim (since lifing the seat at that age was obviously out of the question): If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat. |
| Posted by: JerseyMike 2004-08-18 2:35:44 PM |
| #7 Isn't that an old German nursery rhyme? "Pinkle, pinkle, kleine Stern"... |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2004-08-18 2:11:03 PM |
| #6 stehpinkler and sitzpinkler Tell me that German isn't the funniest language. sitzpinkler! I'm dyin here. :) |
| Posted by: peggy 2004-08-18 1:56:34 PM |
| #5 LMAO, I saw this on German TV about 6 months back. RONCO has finally made it to Germany! Now if they could only make a clapper product that could shut up your nagging German wife. Then I'd be able to say "I just don't own a "Halt die Klappe", I own the company." |
| Posted by: 98zulu 2004-08-18 12:33:32 PM |
| #4 Well, the obvious male solution to this problem is not to lift the (seating) lid before urination, just the cover lid, if the toilet has one. Either that or to use the sink. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2004-08-18 11:37:22 AM |
| #3 "The manufacturers of the WC ghost, Patentwert, say they are ready to direct their gadgets at the British market." There's always a compromise solution if you think hard enough: piss in the sink. But Klaus Schwerma, author of Standing Urinators: The Last Bastion of Masculinity? doubts whether it will ever be possible to convert all men. "Many insist on standing, even though it leads to much marital strife," he said." This is what divorces are for. |
| Posted by: Bulldog 2004-08-18 10:32:23 AM |
| #2 The Germans take one more squat closer to the French |
| Posted by: Yosemite Sam 2004-08-18 10:23:12 AM |
| #1 Du dummer Stehpinkler! Das is verboten! Hast Du einen Vogel?! |
| Posted by: Dar 2004-08-18 10:09:47 AM |