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Home Front: Politix
Democrat Underground: "Bush is planning to kill Kerry and blame it on al Qaeda"
2004-08-11
The moonbats are barking, but good. Follow the link and see Bush Derangement Syndrome up close and personal.

Hat tip: Kathryn Jean Lopez @ National Review.
Posted by:Mike

#14  Jerry Ford's still available...what? Never mind.

/Emily Litella
Posted by: Seafarious   2004-08-12 00:18  

#13  Atomic, If a candidate dies after the nominate Fritz Mondale takes his place. That's the law.

Actually I would assume the VP candidate would step into position and be forced to pick his own runningmate.
Posted by: Yank   2004-08-11 23:28  

#12  Our own informal poll:
If JFin' croaks before the election, for whatever reason, who would be the most appropriate replacement?
Michael Moore
Ramsey Clark
Cynthia McKinney
Hillary Clinton
Osama bin Laden (no, not eligible)
Noam Chomsky
Al Sharpton
That other John, whatisname? and who would take his place as spare baggage running mate?

Given the feverish outbreak of moonbattery that would follow such an unfortunate event, I think big Al would be the best choice for most Dems. He is credulous, garrulous, has great experience espousing lunatic conspiracy theories, and also benefits from a special media license to act like a fool without penalty.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-08-11 23:13  

#11  This raises a legitimate procedural question though. If a candidate dies after the nomination but before the election, who takes his place and how is this decided?
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-08-11 23:06  

#10  #6 Gavrilo my boy, thanks for coming, your insight and experience could be valuable here.

In the 20s a German newspaper ran a contest for the most sensational possible headline. Most of the entries dealt with things like the Second Coming or a Martian invasion, but the winner was
"Arch-Duke Franz Ferdinand Alive! World War Fought by Mistake."
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-08-11 23:04  

#9  OK which one of you ranters let the cat out of the bag?
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2004-08-11 22:23  

#8  KNOCK! KNOCK!
Purrfessor: Who's There?
Voice: Secret
Purrfessor:Secret who?
Voice: Secret Service.
Purrfessor:Oh shit!
Moral: Somethings just aren't funny.
Stay tuned.
Posted by: GK   2004-08-11 17:56  

#7   Boy, good to know all of the millions we pour into the educational system is finally paying off...hey wha...I WANT MY TAX MONEY BACK!!!!!
Posted by: 98zulu   2004-08-11 17:03  

#6  A litter too obvious don't ya think? I'd work in Chainney to ad important style points and believeability.

PS. I thought I was taking about the head Gabor.

Posted by: G Princip   2004-08-11 16:20  

#5  Dont you see? Its Written in the Stars!

So it must be true!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-08-11 16:07  

#4  "Disappointed Office Seeker Shot By President"? Why didn't I think of that?
Posted by: James A. Garfield   2004-08-11 16:05  

#3  These idiots are gonna keep screeching lunacy like this and eventually some whack-job is gonna act on it resulting in injury or death. ....and they'll still blame Bush.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2004-08-11 16:03  

#2  I think this post sums up their train of thought: POST
Posted by: Joda   2004-08-11 15:50  

#1  


I did not know...
Captain Queeg as a top Kerry supporter

Posted by: BigEd   2004-08-11 15:48  

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