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Iraq-Jordan
iraq tourism is hard sell
2004-08-09
Posted by:muck4doo

#11  They're simply going the wrong way about marketing it.

What they SHOULD do is create a theme park called "Jihad World" and advertise that those in the Middle East who want a holiday of "fighting the infidel" can find it there in Iraq.......oh, wait a minute, they've pretty much done that already!
Posted by: Crusader   2004-08-09 19:01  

#10  Looking for the experience of a lifetime ending if you're an unarmed infidel away from Marines and other military personnel? Want that special memory that only being a hostage can provide? Care to defy the terrorists and make life harder for the Marines? Iraq is the place for you! We've got it all, from A to Z:
Ancient Ruins
Baghdad
Car Bombs
Doom and Gloom from the MSM
Eye-popping Islamic Rituals (Literally!)
Fortified Rebels
Grenades
Holy Cities
Iranian Infiltration
Jihad
Killings of Foreigners
Losers Fighting the United States
Marines Kicking Ass
No Saddam
Operations to Take Out Terrorists
Prostitutes in Burkas
Qur'an-Reading Bastards
RPGs for the Taking
Sistani
Tater
Unbelievable Progress Since Saddam's Overthrow
Veritable Danger-Zone for Civilians
Whiny Imams & Mullahs
X-"Militants" - a Rising Count!
Youngsters Growing Up With Hope
Zarqawi

Fun for the Whole Family! Make Your Reservations Today!
Posted by: The Doctor   2004-08-09 5:44:32 PM  

#9  I need to go to Iraq for crabs?
Posted by: Dragon Fly (on vacation)   2004-08-09 5:35:40 PM  

#8  less burqas! more filling!
Posted by: Frank G   2004-08-09 5:05:10 PM  

#7  Tourism slogan:
Iraq--
Palm Trees, Sand, Bullets.
Posted by: 2%   2004-08-09 4:57:52 PM  

#6  Nice Sadr family portrait there, mucky!
Posted by: Zenster   2004-08-09 4:28:11 PM  

#5  Ummm.... look like good frying size Mucki. I figure three per man at that size, hard shell?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-08-09 3:39:10 PM  

#4  these are add to fun to.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-08-09 2:44:06 PM  

#3  Yeah, but if you want any heat at all you'd better get moving: my son emailed me the other day that it's starting to cool down, and the daytime temperatures lately are having trouble getting out of the 120's.
Posted by: Dave D.   2004-08-09 2:30:10 PM  

#2  Come to Iraq! You want sand? We've got a dozen different types ... Need to dry out after pub crawling around Europe, we're just the place to do it ... But it's a dry heat!
Posted by: Zenster   2004-08-09 2:27:14 PM  

#1  ack! can someone deleter one of these? ima post twice on accident.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-08-09 1:44:56 PM  

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