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Beavers Overrun Massachusetts, Cause/Effect Suspected
2004-08-02
State officials have confirmed what many people who live near streams and other bodies of water throughout Massachusetts have known for some time: There has been an explosion of the beaver population. Beaver dams can flood bodies of water, in turn contaminating septic systems and drinking wells, as well as flooding roads and peoples yards.
Heh, heh, heh. They're real cute little animals, until your property goes under water.
Arnie Rill, 80, a lifelong resident of Lunenburg who said he has been trapping beavers since he was 10 years old, told the Sentinel and Enterprise newspaper of Fitchburg, "There are more beavers now than I've ever seen in my life."
I grew up around this neck of the woods and he's right, they're damming every trickle of water they can find.
According to Chrissy Henner, a furbearer biologist for the Massachusetts Division of Fisheries and Wildlife, the beaver population has tripled since state legislation first prohibited the use of numerous animal traps in 1996. Many trappers quit the business after the law was passed, causing the beaver population to increase dramatically, wildlife officials said. The law still allows trappers to use box traps and cage traps that simply trap the animal without directly hurting it, but are more complex and expensive than those banned, such as the conibear and leghold traps.
Then there is the problem of what to do with them after you catch 'em alive.
Posted by:Steve

#12  Just live trap them and let them off in "Basten."
Posted by: FlameBait93268   2004-08-02 6:54:53 PM  

#11  BH - That would *really* be cruel and inhumane....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-08-02 6:48:08 PM  

#10  SH: And if those fine ideas don't work, see if you can get them to take a ride with Teddy K!
Posted by: BH   2004-08-02 6:44:53 PM  

#9  You know... TiVo and beavers are a natural. They are very clever and like total information.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-08-02 6:13:35 PM  

#8  The problem is not the number of beavers. The problem is their business. Madate that all beavers must take ritalin. If that doesn't work, get them Tivo amd encourage them to take up golf. You could also try to unionize them so that the less buzy beavers would imtimidate the overly productive ones.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-08-02 5:05:33 PM  

#7  Hey, esse, hunt 'em at night, using frog-gigger headlight rigs so their eyes light up, and outfit your 9 Mil with these... Then you be stylin'...
Posted by: .com   2004-08-02 3:26:23 PM  

#6  What's wrong with good old iron sights?
Gotta get them right between the eyes, otherwise they charge.
Posted by: Steve   2004-08-02 3:17:55 PM  

#5  Are things faster than cute baby white fur seals?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-08-02 3:08:28 PM  

#4  Uh oh... Better warn Bucky and the Boyz to take out a little insurance, otherwise...
Posted by: .com   2004-08-02 3:03:52 PM  

#3  "Scoped rifle"? What's wrong with good old iron sights? And does a .22 short have enough stopping power for your average beaver? Nuttin' work than an angry beaver ...
Posted by: Steve White   2004-08-02 2:57:43 PM  

#2  All you need is aligator seed.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-08-02 2:47:26 PM  

#1  Do-gooders stewing in their own filth.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2004-08-02 2:42:55 PM  

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