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Iraq-Jordan
'Tater Gets Sliced'
2004-07-12
A report published on the internet on the Holy Al Najaf website indicates that Muqtada Al Sadr has bee Wounded. Sources close to Muqtada al-Sadr's Office have said that al-Sadr was stabbed with a knife by some of members of his office following a dispute that flared up between him and the members of his office over the issue of his jurisdiction. The office pointed out that he [Al-Sadr] does not have the right to hold contacts with political leaders, movements, or currents, and that he is not entitled to make any decision without consulting with the members of the office.
That's very interesting. A public admission he's a puppet? Do those members of his office happen to speak Persian as their primary language?
The stab wound [he received] was due to contacting [Prime Minister] Iyad Allawi and some politicians in Baghdad without obtaining the approval of the members. The report claims that his injury is not serious.
Time to pray for sepsis?
Posted by:TomAnon

#15  Please confirm, anyone?
Posted by: Edward Yee   2004-07-12 10:52:36 PM  

#14  If he's cut up just right, they can make their favorite dish ... French fries! Although oven roasted "skins" come to mind as well.

Let's hope the blade was rusty and this murderous blathering jerk-off gets a case of lockjaw! Just shutting him up would be worth it.
Posted by: Anonymous5718   2004-07-12 3:31:01 PM  

#13  I heard it was just a small nip from a Colorado beetle.
Posted by: Bulldog   2004-07-12 2:26:30 PM  

#12  Tater Tot is perhaps parsing in Farsi, so to speak......
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-07-12 2:25:07 PM  

#11  Sounds like these guys are getting ready to deep fry their beloved firebrand spud.
Posted by: Atropanthe   2004-07-12 2:21:10 PM  

#10  Necrotizing fasciitis.
Posted by: Howard UK   2004-07-12 2:19:50 PM  

#9  any confirmation?
Posted by: Liberalhawk   2004-07-12 1:09:52 PM  

#8  That's a real hoot (Tater gets sliced)!

Yup, old Tater's days are numbered.
Posted by: anymouse   2004-07-12 1:04:43 PM  

#7  Ah the fickle fingers of fatwas strike again.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-07-12 1:00:10 PM  

#6  Hope he dies from an Iranian shaving injury.
Posted by: FlameBait93268   2004-07-12 12:58:54 PM  

#5  Zhang that would be SOOOOOO funny.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)   2004-07-12 12:34:55 PM  

#4  It would be weird if the guy ends up getting iced by his Iranian sponsors.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2004-07-12 12:32:59 PM  

#3  Hmmm, I wonder if the stabber was an Iranian...
Posted by: Damn_Proud_American   2004-07-12 12:30:55 PM  

#2  "Et tu brute Ali?"

(/Farsi)
Posted by: Frank G   2004-07-12 12:29:25 PM  

#1  Sepsis or a Vegomatic?
Posted by: TomAnon   2004-07-12 12:29:10 PM  

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