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Afghanistan/South Asia
Taliban leader on the line
2004-07-09
Mullah Omar, the one-eyed Taliban leader who has eluded capture for three years, has been contacted by Afghan intelligence agents on a satellite phone carried by a captured aide. The brief conversation ended abruptly when Omar appeared to become suspicious and disconnected the call. He has ignored follow-up attempts to contact him.
"What the heck is wrong with the sat phone, Mahmoud? Everytime I try to call Omar I get a busy signal!"
Omar, who recently told an interviewer that al-Qa’eda and Taliban figures maintained communication by "traditional" means, is believed to change his whereabouts frequently.
He also changes glass eyes frequently just to fool onlookers.
Abdullah Laghmanai, the intelligence chief in the southern province of Kandahar, said contact was made after agents seized two senior Taliban commanders on Tuesday. Omar’s number and those of other leading members of his former regime were contained in the phone taken from one of the aides, Mullah Mujahed. When Mujahed was ordered to speak to his boss, he said: "Salam-aleikum [Peace be upon you], where are you?" "He realised it was not his man [and] cut off the phone," said Mr Laghmanai.
"Did you order the large with sausage and extra goat cheese?"
Posted by:Mark Espinola

#10  Hot Rod Mullah
Posted by: Mark Espinola   2004-07-09 9:10:56 PM  

#9  Who does this guy think he is, Evel Knievel?
Posted by: Raj   2004-07-09 12:05:16 PM  

#8  He also changes glass eyes frequently just to fool onlookers.

"Er, why do have one brown and one blue eye???"
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-07-09 11:40:58 AM  

#7  You must be calling for Ms. Hugnkiss, first name: Amanda. I need Amanda Hugnkiss in these caves. It's soooooo lonely out here!
Posted by: BA   2004-07-09 11:15:36 AM  

#6  Here's a link to all of Bart's prank phone calls:



Here's the URL also: http://www.snpp.com/guides/moe_calls.html.

I have been having trouble posting links lately.
Posted by: Tibor   2004-07-09 11:05:03 AM  

#5  Is there a Mr. Faqr there? First name, Kamal?
Posted by: BH   2004-07-09 9:49:16 AM  

#4  is there a Homer there? Homer.....Sexual

(/Bart Simpson)
Posted by: Frank G   2004-07-09 8:43:28 AM  

#3  Ummmmm....yeah...is Dick Hertz from Holden there? Hehehehehehehehhehehehehe....
Posted by: tu3031   2004-07-09 8:12:12 AM  

#2  Afghan Intel didn't think to let us in on this? We could have traced the call and nabbed him!
Posted by: Charles   2004-07-09 5:56:18 AM  

#1  

Line up the double decker buses... Omar's back.
Posted by: Howard UK   2004-07-09 4:30:08 AM  

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