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Iraq-Jordan
Marines testing new Kevlar shorts
2004-07-08
To steal a phrase, if you’re shot, you’ll be ok, but you’ll be screaming in a voice only dogs can hear.
Marines here from 3rd Battalion, 11th Marine Regiment are currently testing lower body armor developed by the Marine Corps Warfighting Laboratory in Quantico, Va. The Kevlar shorts were designed to repel razor-sharp shrapnel from improvised explosive devices detonated by anti-Iraqi fighters along transportation routes throughout the country.
Yes, but can they repel a angry Thai woman with a knife?
According to Lt. Col. Lance A. McDaniel, battalion executive officer, the artillery unit received ten pairs of the shorts from the Warfighting Lab. The shorts arrived nearly a week ago and were distributed amongst the battalion’s batteries. "The gunners in our vehicles seem to be the most exposed to shrapnel," McDaniel said. "We’ve had a lot of Marines receive injuries to their buttocks and upper thighs." He said these shorts make the gunners, who man crew-served weapons on top of the vehicles, less vulnerable to serious injury during IED attacks. "The Marines wear flak jackets which protect their backs and chests," McDaniel said. "It only makes sense to have protection for the legs," The one-size-fits-all shorts are worn over a Marine’s uniform and are held up with built in suspenders. Each pair of shorts weighs close to 5 pounds.
Sounds good for vehicle gunners, may be too heavy for ground pounders.
Posted by:Chuck Simmins

#7  ed wrote: "I think it would also be good if it were easy to get in and out of, so that infantry can use it while riding in vehicles and quickly take it off if they need to dismount."

It would also be useful if it was easy to get into and out of so that infantry soldiers could quickly take it off if they need to mount someone [Lynndie England, perhaps].
Posted by: Tibor   2004-07-08 1:02:59 PM  

#6  Sounds like what we really need is a Kevlar jockstrap.
Posted by: Matt   2004-07-08 12:03:12 PM  

#5  Troops coming into hot LZ(Nam)would sit on thier helmets.
Posted by: Raptor   2004-07-08 10:29:46 AM  

#4  Good idea, but just imagine the chafing. :(
Posted by: BH   2004-07-08 10:14:00 AM  

#3  LOL!
Seriously tho, it would be a morale booster for sure.

Im read where in WW Deuce (aka the big one) soldiers under a barrage would routinely put their helmet in what they considered the most important place. I also am told that air force type did the same thing only they sit on their flak jacket and cover their ass.
:)
Posted by: Shipman   2004-07-08 9:29:06 AM  

#2  ROFLMAO!!!

Best one-liner in-line comment EVER!

Bravo, Chuck! LOL!
Posted by: .com   2004-07-08 8:54:24 AM  

#1  Smart. I was wondering when the military would deploy a Kevlar suite. I think it would also be good if it were easy to get in and out of, so that infantry can use it while riding in vehicles and quickly take it off if they need to dismount.
Posted by: ed   2004-07-08 8:51:14 AM  

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