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| ISLAM’S ’PARADISE ’ FOR JIHADEES |
| 2004-07-06 |
| Passages from the Koran and the Hadith describe a paradise filled with rivers, trees and cool breezes. In short, perfect for a religion originating in the desert. Only Arabic is spoken and those admitted will consume one hundred times more food (fruits, dates and pomegranates) and non-intoxicating wine than while on earth. Unlike the Christian heaven, in Islam’s afterlife a person retains his human body and can have all the carnal delights he wants. In particular, a Muslim Martyr is given 70 black-eyed, buxom virgins (houris) who do not sleep, get pregnant, menstruate, spit, blow their noses or even defecate. In addition, if he so chooses his earthly wives can join him and also vouch for 70 of his family members to be admitted to paradise. The KORAN, which prohibits suicide, states that paradise automatically, awaits a MARTYR, who is someone that dies in Jihad or the struggle to defend Islam. |
| Posted by:Mark Espinola |
| #39 Too late, ex-lib. Lol! Waaaay too late! Everybody gets "hurt" when selling their time, body, brain - if you want to define doing something other than what you'd prefer to be doing as hurt. When you get paid, you're even. Period. If the money (or whatever compensation is your coin) is insufficient, you'll bail. I am not a buyer for the victimization game - except in 2 very particular areas. You and I could burn through 200-300 Frappacinos and never reach complete harmony on this topic, I'm afraid. But regards children - and I actually think most people aren't intellectually mature enough to accurately gauge consequences until around 20 or later, much less the Euro 14-16 insanity - I am a hardcore pedo-buster. NMM loves to holler pedophile, because I've lived in Thailand. The first time it infuriated me, then when I realized it was a perv projection on his part (Man am I glad HE's never made it to TL, the asshole!) it became a laugh. I have personally assisted in a 'Net prosecution and at least partially responsible for 7 pedo sites being shut down - a personal pet peeve you might say. Some FBI offices like to pursue them but, sadly, not all. Obviously, you can add true "slavery" - although I've never encountered it anywhere in any form or degree, personally. We've read about Darfur - and there are prolly 100 similar situations in progress around the world, but I can't get my hands 'round any of those throats. I have seen people who felt familial pressure, because they could earn more money in that venue, but I've also known many who left or avoided the sex biz despite the pressure. That's not slavery, that's a totally different neurosis. In Thailand, I figured it out: get to know the "mama-sans". They are who I talked to and came to befriend. And they were late-20's and up. So shoot me, they were funny, smart, tough, interesting graduates of the game - and the sanest, most engaging wymyns in Thailand. I coulda & shoulda married one particular lady - my regret is, indeed, strong - but that's another story. So if anyone's reading this and thinking about TL - skip the kiddies, sonny - talk to the mama-san! She's the lady you wanna chase, if chasin is your intent! But for adults? Lol! Float your boat however you chose. Anyone who doesn't want to play can take their marbles and go home. Frown if you must, and you do not know enough about me to do more, but accept that there are other views regards sex. Most of us are willing "victims" of the wiring, heh. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 11:54:12 PM |
| #38 ima wonderin' how they keep their hats on without them being tied on with strings. Glue? : ) |
| Posted by: brainy 2004-07-06 11:23:09 PM |
| #37 Right, .com. All men are wired that way. That's the good news. The bad news is that's how the porn industry creates a (physiological/psychologically-based) addiction among their viewers-- so they can line their pockets with your cash. They capitalize on the "wiring." Now, don't get me wrong. I don't have anything against examples of beautiful women--nude or not. But you better not fool yourself into thinking the women never get hurt by the industry and their role in it. ,com, you're one of my favorite posters, and I don't want to see you run around by your pecker. Enjoy. But be careful, okay? LOL Yosemite Sam! ( #16)--my favorite post on today's strange foray. |
| Posted by: ex-lib 2004-07-06 11:17:40 PM |
| #36 I think I am going to piss myself...no .com I was not calling you a sissy(phus). I gave you the benefit of the doubt! Oh, man I am killing me! |
| Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-07-06 10:43:11 PM |
| #35 DF - Lol! You're not calling me a sissy(phus) are you? 'Tis everyman's burden to bear, uphill both ways, and there's just no escape from your genetic legacy. Damn Adam! Lol! So we seek shelter and solace wherever we can find it. You wymyns know the story well, I'm sure. Sigh. :-) |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 10:37:14 PM |
| #34 ummmmmm.... sorry DF - I like PD's links better |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-07-06 10:28:09 PM |
| #33 .com ...Roll that stone :-) |
| Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-07-06 10:21:21 PM |
| #32 In deference to AP's point... 1) Yes, she's really that big 2) Yes, I am very glad to see you, DF And it is my Patriotic Duty to tell the truth in this forum! We are wired that way! And, BTW, so are YOU, lol! Kumbahyahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! 8^) |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 10:04:09 PM |
| #31 Is this better? (apologies for low quality - best I have of it...) |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 9:48:07 PM |
| #30 Holy Bandwidth, Batman! |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-07-06 9:47:31 PM |
| #29 Only a Dickhead would wear those hats after that *rim shot* thank you! I'm here all week, try the |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-07-06 9:47:22 PM |
| #28 .com ...You were doing so good until that last |
| Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-07-06 9:45:00 PM |
| #27 ex-lib... I dunno... might be too late, y'know? Honestly, all us myns - we be wired that way and there's nothing to apologize for - so I don't and won't. :-)  |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 9:41:37 PM |
| #26 Re porn posts: Down boyz. Grow up .com. There's still time. |
| Posted by: ex-lib 2004-07-06 8:16:10 PM |
| #25 .com or anyone, how do you post photos in here? |
| Posted by: Mark Espinola 2004-07-06 8:01:27 PM |
| #24 Begin your stay in Paradise with a getaway package to an exotic location! Enjoy a comfortable, infidel-free environment with an emphasis on friendship and camaraderie. Dancing,(under moderate supervison) pool games, costume parties - even bingo are never as much fun in the real world. Book now! Jihad Travel Inc., Mecca, SA Ad/ On sale this week only! $59.95!! Get your very own JIHAD-IT electric razor kit, for when you must vaction (for the cause)in Infidel-lands. $59.95!! Look like a real infidel with JIHAD-IT! Only while supplies last! JIHAD'IT is a member company of the Mahdi-Group, Inc., Beirut, Riyadh, Gaza City, London, Paris, & Jersey City |
| Posted by: Mark Espinola 2004-07-06 7:09:40 PM |
| #23 May the Arabian moon god grant each & every jihadee a speedy trip to 'paradise'. 72 camels await each one of them. |
| Posted by: Mark Espinola 2004-07-06 6:41:09 PM |
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| Posted by: BigEd 2004-07-06 6:32:09 PM |
| #21 dam! ifn these pichures .com is keep posting what aggani woman are look like beneath em burkas maybe ima make a trip to afganistan. |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-07-06 3:09:30 PM |
| #20 "...And all this will be yours, along with the free 'Allah' totebag, if you join now..." Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2004-07-06 2:25:26 PM |
| #19 .com - THANKS - now that was the kind of aerobic workout I can live with! ;) |
| Posted by: Yosemite Sam 2004-07-06 12:58:20 PM |
| #18 And, after being pushed over, I like to recover in style. Here, this should get you guys back on your feet, heh. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 12:41:01 PM |
| #17 Boy, youze guyz are pushovers! Of course, so am I, lol! |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 12:28:42 PM |
| #16 .com - I'D LIBERATE THAT!!!! |
| Posted by: Yosemite Sam 2004-07-06 12:19:05 PM |
| #15 dotcom - I'll bet slide shows at your place are a scream. Sign me up for the front row. :) |
| Posted by: Doc8404 2004-07-06 11:56:29 AM |
| #14 I certainly see nothing that needs changing! I've seen that site - and I just don't get it. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 11:29:51 AM |
| #13 Lil Kim has never looked as good as she did in that tasty pic. She's now on Awfulplasticsurgery.com |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-07-06 11:27:32 AM |
#12 Oh, and a reprise of this classic fits in nicely: |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 11:15:40 AM |
#11 Courtesy of The Religious Policeman... now on vacation until August... |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 11:12:16 AM |
| #10 Oooh! Count me in! |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-06 10:58:20 AM |
| #9 Would I get a pony, too? |
| Posted by: Bulldog 2004-07-06 10:55:43 AM |
| #8 So, things that Islam considers to be sinful in life, you can enjoy them in heaven. Polygamy, orgies, homosexuality, drinking, men and women interactions, etc., all of the sudden become vitues once one dies. |
| Posted by: Anonymous4617 2004-07-06 10:28:30 AM |
| #7 Non intoxicating wine=grape juice. From yesterday,thank you Frank and everyone else who wished me well.The loss of part of a finger is well worth the relief.Ounce agin,I thank all of you. .com(how do you capitialize a . lol),that spybot soft ware is great.It has already stopped at least 1/2 dozen attacks.Thanks Bro |
| Posted by: Raptor 2004-07-06 10:20:48 AM |
| #6 The description all involves senses and the body-excessive food, drink, excessive sex, beauty, comfort-(hmmm, starting to sound like their view of America?). Where does all that excessive food go-does Allah cart it out from the martyr's quarters? It makes me wonder where the soul comes in, as far as Islam. |
| Posted by: jules 187 2004-07-06 10:20:24 AM |
| #5 Passages from the Koran and the Hadith describe a paradise filled with rivers, trees and cool breezes. heh. "Is this heaven?" "No, it's Iowa." |
| Posted by: BH 2004-07-06 9:43:36 AM |
| #4 I must add that people more clever and insightful than me should question the effect sexual repression has on would be jihadee 's motivation. From israeli homicide bombers that carefully wrap up their shrivelled little penise to ensure it will remain functionnal to Muhammed Atta's testimony, it seems pious muslims (as jihadists are actually the most pious of muslims, taking their religion to a logical extrem) are fully consciuos of the sexual adventures that await them after their glorious death. Most muslim societies are sexually repressive, at the same time obsessed by sex (need to cover the wimmen), and all the while you have that utterly sexual reward in the afterlife... not an healthy combination. could it be that some martyrs are motivated purely by lust? Remember that paleo young teen that got arrested at a checkpoint after freaking out on his way to explode himself? He said one of the argument that was used was the 72 virgins. When you're a teen full of testosterone, in a society where girls are locked up and looked after closely, where you can't even masturbate because of promiscuity, and all the release you can have is to play at throwning stones at tanks, this can be an incentive, can't it? IMHO, the muslim paradise is one of the most disguting and dysfunctionnal feature of that religion |
| Posted by: Anonymous5089 2004-07-06 9:35:03 AM |
| #3 a Muslim Martyr is given 70 black-eyed, buxom virgins (houris) who do not sleep, get pregnant, menstruate, spit, blow their noses or even defecate. 'Heaven'... to a 13 year-Old Juvenile child. vouch for 70 of his family members to be admitted to paradise. So much for paradise. Won't be paradise for long... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2004-07-06 9:21:57 AM |
| #2 Paradise as a brothel, very spiritual... from what I've read there is more, including enhancement of the sexual potency (no more ejaculation, tipp of the penis "round like an egg", ability to constantly be erect...)... F*ck, get boozed, all this with sexual toys not even human, ie paradise seen as the summum of what an unsophisticated bedouin from the 7th cent. like Muhammed could conjure to ensure his troops would have the incentive to die for him. This base vision of afterlife alone is enough to discredit islam in general for me. |
| Posted by: Anonymous5089 2004-07-06 9:19:00 AM |
| #1 Non intoxicating wine? Some heaven. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-07-06 8:50:02 AM |
