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| Mega Millions Jackpot Climbs to $290M |
| 2004-07-02 |
| Posted by:Mark Espinola |
| #23 Rex M., out of PBR? That's a sin where I come from. Before Moses dropped that second tablet, I have it on good authority that the 11th Commandment said "thou shalt not run out of PBR........" |
| Posted by: Jarhead 2004-07-02 9:37:29 PM |
| #22 Since my beloved Mets are showing the Yanks how baseball is played I've decided its going to Fred for putting up with all of this BS (I want to see liquor store reciepts)and I'm also putting up another mil for Mucky & Mike Kozlowski as a consolation because it looks like Mike is going to torture that fat-assed bastard Moore. Thats good enough for me. And well, Chad in the summer what more can you say? I can smell it already. |
| Posted by: JerseyMike 2004-07-02 9:22:52 PM |
| #21 MK: Lost my appetite for all eternity LOL! |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2004-07-02 7:53:52 PM |
| #20 Jersey Mike- Look, I can't tell you exactly why I need it, but it involves Michael Moore and 1200 gallons of drawn butter.... Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2004-07-02 7:51:35 PM |
| #19 LOL. All the g00gle ads over to the right -->> say "send money to Pakistan." Mike, the Movement (TM) needs you more than ever! |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2004-07-02 5:20:49 PM |
| #18 They've got all the chads you could ever want in Florida, Muck. I need money for swimming leasons for my horse, Ace. Every time I ride him out into the river he lies down and tries to drown me. I think a couple of million would do it. also, Elsbeth the Pig needs a new mudhole. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2004-07-02 5:19:11 PM |
| #17 ima not get it. i am get some fancy jars that money and use rest to takeover chad. |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-07-02 4:14:47 PM |
| #16 Chris W.: ROTFL. |
| Posted by: Cardinal Fang (Evert V. in NL) 2004-07-02 3:34:34 PM |
| #15 Four words: English lessons for Mucky! |
| Posted by: Chris W. 2004-07-02 3:15:50 PM |
| #14 im just need a hundred or so for some decent quality glassware ima misplaced another one |
| Posted by: Half 2004-07-02 3:13:59 PM |
| #13 I'm broke! No, really. Help me get to Bolivia! |
| Posted by: M. Tyson 2004-07-02 3:08:54 PM |
| #12 JerseyMike: my house was taken by, like, Zionist occupiers and stuff? Can you set my wife up with an apartment in Paris while I devote myself to fulltime seething? Couple mil ought to do it... it's not like I need to buy underwear or anything. |
| Posted by: BH Arafathead 2004-07-02 2:42:41 PM |
| #11 I'd be outta Massachusetts so fast, I'd leave a vapor trail. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-07-02 2:40:42 PM |
| #10 If I win, Fred's server fund is going to get really, really big. |
| Posted by: someone 2004-07-02 1:29:19 PM |
| #9 I will buy a ticket and donate it to the Haitian people. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-07-02 12:54:45 PM |
| #8 "Gimme your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!" |
| Posted by: Nelson Muntz 2004-07-02 12:53:20 PM |
| #7 Rex Mundi: I'm out of Pabst Blue Ribbon. That alone should put you in the top position. |
| Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-07-02 12:24:21 PM |
| #6 Bequeath Fred a full time research department, JerseyMike, then set up an endowment |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-07-02 12:23:29 PM |
| #5 JM...ya gotta help me. My poor, arthritic grandmother rolled her Hummer on the way to the liquor store. She swerved to miss hitting a cat and she plowed into and econo-van full of orphans. I'm lookin' at major medical bills here,not to mention the fact that I'm out of Pabst Blue Ribbon. I'd go myself but Oprah's on. |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2004-07-02 12:22:18 PM |
| #4 Lol! This thread has the potential... |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-02 12:13:59 PM |
| #3 I need to buy some baby duck chow, Mike...please, think of the children! |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2004-07-02 12:04:42 PM |
| #2 I'm a crippled person! I need money JM! |
| Posted by: Charles 2004-07-02 8:23:07 AM |
| #1 After I claim the prize, I'll let one of you Rantburgers try to guilt me out of a million, right after I get back from the Italian sports car dealership. |
| Posted by: JerseyMike 2004-07-02 7:40:00 AM |