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Does This Mean Cats Have Lost Their Natural Rights?
2004-06-11
Pub promises end to mouse-eating
A Brisbane pub at the centre of a mice-eating scandal said it was unaware of the "appalling incident" and promised to end so-called Jackass competitions. The Exchange Hotel in the heart of the city was the scene of a pub competition in April in which live mice were chewed up and spat out by contestants. The incident outraged the RSPCA which wants to prosecute the two men involved for animal cruelty.
For killing vermin?
RSPCA chief inspector Byron Hall said those involved in the competition in which the pair were challenged to bite a mouse in order to win a holiday faced fines of up to $75,000 and two years in prison. The Exchange Hotel issued a statement condemning the incident and promising an end to the Jackass competitions, modelled on the US TV show and movie in which participants perform stupid stunts and gags. "We are embarrassed this incident occurred at our hotel," said the hotel’s senior manager Scott Agnew. "The offensive part of the promotion on April 14 was conducted without the knowledge of our senior management and after this incident was brought to our attention we immediately made changes to stop such unacceptable behaviour." Mr Agnew insisted the pub was working with the appropriate authorities and making changes where necessary.
"Mice, is it? Damn. That's yucky. Can we get squirrels instead?"
"Management have cooperated fully with the RSPCA in their investigations into this unacceptable incident," he said. "We have now significantly tightened our management procedures to ensure this type of shocking incident cannot be repeated." The RSPCA said it was still seeking the man who chewed up the mouse to win a $500 prize, but had interviewed the other competitor.
Over dinner?
Queensland Primary Industries Minister Henry Palaszczuk urged anyone with any information to contact the RSPCA. "All animals deserve respect," he said. "How we treat animals is a measure of how civilised our society is. Chewing a mouse and spitting it out is not entertainment, it is barbaric."
Posted by:tipper

#20  Just humiliate the mice and let them go.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-06-11 6:44:27 PM  

#19  
A fallback position.
Posted by: .com   2004-06-11 6:40:02 PM  

#18  Instead of eating them...they could just castigate them.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2004-06-11 6:22:35 PM  

#17  What a bunch of wussies. Chewing on cockroaches, now that would've been a contest!

muck4doo, is it ok to kill roaches??
Posted by: Rafael   2004-06-11 6:19:10 PM  

#16  Cats: Why do they hate us?
Posted by: Mice   2004-06-11 3:02:32 PM  

#15  Mr 4doo, et al:

Thank you for your support. But mice are passe. I've caught mice. They are nothing compared to a swift moving reptile running along the top of a brick wall. But punish the micemashers for taking our jobs. Yes!
Purrrrrrfect!
Posted by: Martin Whiteshoes   2004-06-11 3:01:20 PM  

#14  Maybe I'm weird but I always understand what Muck says. I agree with Muck. These people deserved to be punished.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2004-06-11 2:34:11 PM  

#13  mucky - my apologies in advance for being so culturally insensitive with my insistence on adhering to those archaic rules of grammar, punctuation and all that.
Posted by: Raj   2004-06-11 2:04:44 PM  

#12  ha! im see how this is work. take me out of it context. this is what i am said:

these jackass are beter hope them mice arent have any disease

ha!
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-06-11 1:44:44 PM  

#11  I am a one-year old gray and white cat residing in California. The fact that my preferred prey is lizzards has no relevance to my ability to comment on this story. My only complaint is that you two-legged folks have so many more choices than us Felis domestici. Look, the SPCAs are meddlesome do-gooders. You two-leggers stick to your cows, pigs, and chickens, although your sharing is appreciated and let us cats handle the mice.
Posted by: Martin Whiteshoes   2004-06-11 1:38:19 PM  

#10  mice arent have any disease

Look in the encyclopedia under "Plague, Black".
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-06-11 1:35:37 PM  

#9  mice arent have any disease

One of my cats (and my vet) would beg to differ, mucky...
Posted by: Raj   2004-06-11 1:10:56 PM  

#8  I hear the authorities are also looking into the pub's reknowned "mouse organ".
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-06-11 12:44:42 PM  

#7  hi so if eat them and wsallow with beer then is okay to you and can upt in bowls like peenutz?
Posted by: BH   2004-06-11 12:34:39 PM  

#6  haha. very funy. jackass good name for what they are do. this just plain cruelty for sport and your not dare even given me that top of em foodchain argument you guys are use becuz they are not eat them just chew them up and kill them and spit them out. these jackass are beter hope them mice arent have any disease or mouse are going have last laff on them. the fine and 2 year prison is make them think twice ever do that again.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-06-11 12:30:49 PM  

#5  Does mouse taste like chicken?
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2004-06-11 12:22:22 PM  

#4  "Big mouse! Big mouse, th-th-thon!"
"Oh-h-h, Father, I'm SO ashamed!"
Posted by: Steve White   2004-06-11 12:13:40 PM  

#3  I'll tear those meeces to pieces!
Posted by: BH   2004-06-11 12:13:39 PM  

#2  I'll make mincemeat out of that mouse!
Posted by: Chris W.   2004-06-11 11:55:58 AM  

#1  Ozzy Osbourne was not available for comment.
Posted by: Raj   2004-06-11 11:45:27 AM  

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