LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
| "If the egg can get out, I can get in!" |
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise. "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
"The woman caught me doinking a chicken! She must die!"
"She got away."
"Oh. Okay. Then I'll kill myself." |
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being mocked hooted at admonished by other villagers. The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
"The chicken must die to preserve his honor!"
"Mmmmmm! Fried chicken!" |
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