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Home Front: Politix
Al Gore
2004-05-27


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Posted by:BigEd

#27  Here in East Tennessee we call him "Howlin' Al".
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2004-05-27 10:38:41 PM  

#26  Ed - Yeah, I figured the same thing. I voted for Joe for Senate back when I lived in CT - the alternative was more Lowell Wanker Wiecker. He seemed fairly principled back then, but his 180 on issues when Gore gave him the nod in 2000 were a disappointment.

He's the only Democrat who ran who I could even consider voting for, and I'd have still gone with Bush in the end.
Posted by: Darth VAda   2004-05-27 6:23:52 PM  

#25  DV - And, there is a plauseable arguement that Lieberman would have fought the "War on Terror" in a similar manner to GWB.
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-27 6:13:00 PM  

#24  The way I figure it:

1) 9/11 happens.

2) President Gore mentally throws a rod and rides the short-bus to the Laughing Academy.

3) The 25th Amendment kicks in.

4) President Lieberman is sworn in.

5) The (already softened) skulls of the folks eternally blaming the Joooos for everything implode.

See, the system does work.
Posted by: Darth VAda   2004-05-27 5:19:17 PM  

#23   "Imagine George Bush I going off on Clinton like that in '96. Or Bob Dole in 2000. You can't, can you?" (BigMutha, #19)

Got that right! GW, Condi Rice, Rumsey or Powell wouldn't either. In fact, I can't think of a single, intelligent, moral, psychologically healthy, political rep that would. Gore's "style" of delivery reminds me of the Islamoturd mullahs. What does that mean?

About Gore: Talk about a mid-life crisis! He is just like communist pro-abort Molly Yard. She does exactly the same thing in exactly the same way--Scream, bitch, rinse, repeat.
Posted by: ex-lib   2004-05-27 5:15:59 PM  

#22  AzCat, did you get that padded leather outfit where I think you got it from? *rolls eyes*

I can neither confirm nor deny that the source of that portion of the image is what you suspect. :)
Posted by: AzCat   2004-05-27 3:27:13 PM  

#21  Why won't Kerry/Gore/Dean win? Because we know they will apologize for America and be the lackey for the UN; the majority of voting Americans will have more self-esteem than that. We will never trust our families and our country to the world's catatonic stupor in the face of danger. We will not smile while the international community dismisses our country as "cowboy-led" (which they interpret as an insult). Why would we continue to engage with a world that demands monetary, humanitarian, and military assistance, and then tirades against the US? The world is starting to resemble every family's freeloader, who comes to live with them, and no matter what is given, you are resented for the giving, and the giving is never enough. Why would we seek out international approval when there are fresh graves in the Darfur, filled with fresh corpses demanding justice, which the Politically Crippled (PC) crowd at the UN just can't make out.

In the Democrat's world, it doesn't really matter if we behave humanely--it just wants to be SEEN as behaving humanely. That is the world of Kerry/Gore/Dean.
Posted by: jules 187   2004-05-27 2:55:39 PM  

#20  "I demand the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld, and Paul Wolfowitz, and Condoleeza Rice, and Colin Powell, and John Ashcroft! YEEEEEAAAAAGGGHH!"
Posted by: Mike   2004-05-27 2:07:00 PM  

#19  Imagine George Bush I going off on Clinton like that in '96. Or Bob Dole in 2000. You can't, can you? Maybe it's because they have a thing called class. All through their careers, not just in their old age. Bob Dole was great last night on Dennis Miller. Talk about a true American. His wit and wisdom were reminiscent of the Gipper's.
Posted by: BigMutha   2004-05-27 1:47:39 PM  

#18  AzCat, did you get that padded leather outfit where I think you got it from? *rolls eyes*

But here's my take, from the title.
Posted by: Edward Yee   2004-05-27 1:39:06 PM  

#17  OK Az - But without the beard. . . It loses something in the translation. . .
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-27 1:23:13 PM  

#16  That was me Ed, I did it this morning after seeing your thread here. :)
Posted by: AzCat   2004-05-27 12:59:07 PM  

#15  Somebody had almost the same idea as me.

I think Al Gore is such a ripe target, that he has multitudes thinking along the same lines.
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-27 12:53:55 PM  

#14  This thread was simply too good to ignore.
Posted by: AzCat   2004-05-27 12:48:51 PM  

#13  Mike, maybe...or he would have cried like a child and totally caved.
When people ask me what I think Gore would have done on 9/11 (long before yesterday), I tell them that all of us girls we'd be wearing burqas and we'd all be bowing down to Mecca 5 times a day.
Gore would have made us become the Islamic States of America.
Praise Jesus we'll never find out for sure!
Now let's make sure Kerry's defeated, too (because he and Al are ideological twins).
Posted by: Jen   2004-05-27 11:55:24 AM  

#12  How do you post images? I had a good one of all gore and wanted to post it yesterday. BTW Ed, great pics!
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)   2004-05-27 11:52:57 AM  

#11  Miss Jen-
I've been saying this since 9/11, but I will go to my grave believing that if AlGore had been President that day, he would have opened the nuclear football. He would have been under unbelievable pressure to 'prove' that he wasn't another Bill Clinton and do something forceful. Trouble is, it wouldn't have necessarily have been the right target at the right time...and if you think things are tough now, imagine what they would have been like after that.

Mike
Posted by: Anonymous5020   2004-05-27 11:42:54 AM  

#10  ed - Want to scare the Arabs us sh!tless?
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-27 11:39:31 AM  

#9  Didn't you say you entered politics in order to please your old man, al-Algore?

I'm sure daddy is really proud right about now.
Posted by: Chris W.   2004-05-27 11:38:17 AM  

#8  Want to scare the Arabs sh!tless? Nominate, for Pres and VP, Dean and Gore while doing their best Hulk impressions.
Posted by: ed   2004-05-27 11:37:34 AM  

#7  I concur with Podhoretz: Al Gore is insane. And I'm not saying that for rhetoric, as an insult; I mean it literally: the dude has gone off the deep end, unhinged perhaps by his loss in 2000 (although I suspected even then, as a Democrat, that the guy was a couple pom-poms short of a full pep squad).

I used to think he was just a manipulative demagogue; but now I know he's nuts.

Anybody remember that movie from the early 80's, Scanners? I can picture Algore getting so worked up his head explodes just like in the movie.
Posted by: Dave D.   2004-05-27 11:34:54 AM  

#6  I can't believe Al "Al" Gore is playing on our fears like this.
Posted by: eLarson   2004-05-27 11:20:06 AM  

#5  Frank G - There's alcohol poisoning to had in them thar Democrat Drinking games...
Posted by: Laurence of the Rats   2004-05-27 11:19:35 AM  

#4  he's a certifiable lunatic...Gaawwwdddd I hope he speaks at their convention! Between Gore one night, Howard (Yeeaaagghhh) Dean another night, and Al Sharpton another night, the entertainment and ridicule possibilities are endless. I'm proposing a drinking game for Gore's night: every time a vein throbs on his forehead, you've gotta take a shot....
Posted by: Frank G   2004-05-27 11:16:11 AM  

#3  Can you believe that this idiot came within a whisker of being President of the U.S.?
Posted by: Infidel Bob   2004-05-27 11:11:19 AM  

#2  I knew he was nutz when he refused to concede the election to Bush in 2000.
Hope everyone who voted for him and was so patient for him to recount 3 Florida counties for 35 days while he held the nation (and the world) hostage is happy.
And as Podhoretz said in his column today, yesterday put the lie to those who said, "Oh, Gore would have done the same as Bush if he were president after 9/11."
For my own part, I'm still thanking God that Gore was never our Commander-in-Chief and that GWB is!
Posted by: Jen   2004-05-27 11:05:53 AM  

#1  For all the medication you can buy, there's Mastercard.
Posted by: Anonymous4021   2004-05-27 11:01:18 AM  

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