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| US a source of instability in Middle East, says Syria |
| 2004-05-13 |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #7 Hey, Syria, we're more than a "source of instability", we're gunslinging, god-fearing, freedom-loving sons of Andrew Jackson swinging our Size 13 steel-toed boots at all the carts filled with rotten apples you have had standing around for decades. |
| Posted by: Carl in N.H. 2004-05-13 6:02:27 PM |
| #6 Yes we are, and thank goodness for it. Just remember, Baby Assad, you too can end up in a septic tank. If you're looking for "stability," I understand their walls are real stable. Just ask your buddy Saddam. Hey, that gives me an idea for the first legitimate wage-earning job Saddam ever had: he could be a spokesman for a septic tank company! Maybe he could earn enough to pay his lawyer. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2004-05-13 5:52:09 PM |
| #5 Damn right we are. Hey, Assad: Boo! |
| Posted by: Mitch H. 2004-05-13 5:37:59 PM |
| #4 As they say in the computer business, "That's not a bug, it's a feature!" |
| Posted by: Mike 2004-05-13 4:35:52 PM |
| #3 1. Stable and tyrannical. 2. Unstable and non-tyrannical. 1 is going to 2. Like it or not here it comes. Assad: your dirty little business is coming to an end. Go have a heart-to-heart with Mo. He knows the way the wind blows... |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-05-13 4:07:01 PM |
| #2 Er, um, Note to Baby Assad. Sounds like you are concerned about those Army and Marine troops on the border with Iraq. As a secular ruler, you might want to contact your court Imam, and see if you can get some dispensation, and thus your allottment of virgins. |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-05-13 4:06:31 PM |
| #1 Eh. The US is a source of instability in the US, too, but we don't whine about it. It's called "freedom". |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2004-05-13 3:14:43 PM |