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| 2004-05-05 |
| Hat tip Amish Tech Support NEW YORK (Reuters) - A 44-year-old woman who told police she robbed a string of banks to raise money to pay for surgery for her cat pleaded not guilty to larceny in Brooklyn Criminal Court on Monday. "I’m sticking up for my cat!" Catherine Kaczanowski, who was arrested last month, said she set off on her crime spree after learning her stray cat Smoochie had a cancerous tumor and needed surgery, police said. She is accused of hitting five banks near her Brooklyn home and making off with a total of $7,500. All to go into a kitty. Kaczanowski pleaded not guilty to grand larceny, criminal possession of stolen property, petit larceny and robbery. Pet’s larceny Police say she slipped notes to bank tellers demanding money and saying, "I don’t want to hurt anybody." "Fork it over and my cat lives When arrested, the frail 5-foot-3 (1.6 meter), 100-pound (45 kg) recluse told police she was desperate to save Smoochie, a stray she adopted as a kitten nearly three years ago. "Oh poor lost kitty. Want to watch MeowTV?" Smoochie had the surgery, which was successful, the New York Post reported quoting a law enforcement source. Kaczanowski told police she got the idea of robbing banks after reading about other successful bank heists. Police said Tuesday they had been unable to verify her story. The cat declined to comment. |
| Posted by:Steve from Relto |
| #3 Steve - My elsewhere today mentioned German Shepherd foster mothered a stray grey kitten. That cat, now an adult, is the only think on earth able to whack "Iron Maiden" on the muzzle and survive. The power of cats is amazing. |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-05-05 2:59:59 PM |
| #2 It's a well known fact that cats are telepathic with humans, Steve. It's their eyes and their purring. Makes you do all sorts of things you wouldn't do for a dog. Dang it! Time to feed the cat and let it out! |
| Posted by: Jack Deth 2004-05-05 2:08:16 PM |
| #1 I'll bet the cat put her up to it. Evil, sneaky critters, I know, we've got two of them. |
| Posted by: Steve 2004-05-05 12:57:14 PM |