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17 Simple Rules for Leading My Country - Iraqi Blogger |
2004-04-27 |
From Ali one of the 3 Iraqi dentist bloggers April 25 entry 1-He should not be a cleric. 2-He should be at least 84 years old with life expectancy of no more than 90 for his family. 3-Should have no criminal record. 4-He should have at least 2 chronic illnesses (organic) with no possible cure. 5-He should have NO sons. 6-He should not be able to make a speech longer than 15 minutes. 7-He should have an IQ that can be measured 8-His birthday should not be known. 9-He should not have been seen wearing a military uniform. 10-He should have no interest in nerve gas, mustard gas, abdominal gas
etc. 11-He should have no experience whatever with guns. 12-He should NOT be a war hero. 13-He should not have a history in using words like conspiracy, historical, mother of all 
., the day of days
..etc. 14-He should speak at least 6 languages beside Arabic AND English (French, German, Russian and Chinese are NOT needed) 15-He should feel comfortable with living in one house for a long time. 16-The applicant should show documents that prove that he’s hated by the majority of Palestinians, Saudis, Egyptians and ARABS in general. 17-He should have been criticized severely by Arab media, especially Al-Jazeera and Al-Arabiya. Anyone who thinks he can meet the above standards, please e-mail us with attached CV. |
Posted by:mhw |
#2 He'd be welcome. |
Posted by: Fred 2004-04-27 9:32:32 PM |
#1 Fred, I think Ali's ready to become a assistant editor. |
Posted by: Steve 2004-04-27 8:51:42 AM |